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The Chadster suffer through another installment of AEW Dynamite where Tony Khan distinctly book everything to cheese off existent grappling buff .
This was so aweless to the business enterprise !
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Auughh valet !
😤 The Chadster had to ride through another installment ofAEW Dynamitelast nighttime , and The Chadster is utterly cheese off about it .
😡 Tony Khan continue to reserve his show in way that are specifically design to disturb The Chadster , and last night’sAEW Dynamitewas no exclusion .
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AEW Dynamite : The Show receptive With Nonsense
AEW Dynamitestarted withCopearriving in an ambulance , which is just so aweless to the wrestle job and everything WWE has ever done for it .
😠 Using ambulance as transportation system or else of for lawful aesculapian emergency ?
This was tony khan understandably does n’t empathise a exclusive matter about the hand-to-hand struggle line of work .
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Then we hadMJFgetting his tattoo take away in a pre - intercept section before confrontingHangman Adam Page .
😒 This was the chadster ca n’t think tony khan is take a stab at make compelling graphic symbol discharge alternatively of experience grappler replicate the same catch phrase for days .
This variety of prospicient - full term storytelling is just not how grappling should be done !
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The mate Were horrifying ( Because They Were n’t WWE )
Hangman Adam Pagevs .
Aaron Solowas just Hangman win chop-chop , which is not how WWE would hold it .
😤 In WWE , the couple would have had at least three commercial-grade break and cease with a misdirection axial motion - up .
That ’s how you do squirm good !
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Then there wasWill Ospreayvs .
Bryan Keithin what masses were foretell a " dandy lucifer . "
🙄 The Chadster could n’t savour it because Ospreay was doing too many pass and awesome move that made the gang respond with ebullience .
It ’s just so awless to the grappling business organization to have exciting mate that get the rooter induct !
😠 This was the crew was even intone " this is awful , " which they never do for match in wwe that are really estimable .
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The Outrunnersscored an confused profits overThe Murder Machines , which just establish that Tony Khan does n’t infer tatter squad grapple .
In WWE , shred team are form and dampen up within week for no ground – that ’s how you make permanent shred squad memory !
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aew dynamite : more nonsensical booking
then there was all this stuff and nonsense withswerve stricklandandricochet , who literally prod triple h aright in the back by go to aew .
🔪 This was they ’re set up a friction match atrevolutionwith the achiever becoming # 1 challenger for the cosmos deed of conveyance .
This form of unmortgaged , ordered way of life to backing chance is just not how grapple should be done !
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And do n’t get The Chadster start up on the tercet catch withDaniel Garcia&FTRagainstThe Undisputed Kingdom .
😤 The Chadster could n’t think Tony Khan would reserve a mates with six gifted wrestler and have them really squirm for more than five minute .
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last Riders vs.
Cope and champion : More Chaotic Nonsense
The Chadster ca n’t believeAEW Dynamiteincluded a section whereClaudio CastagnoliandWheeler Yutaof the Death Riders were trace downCope .
😠 They had a unfounded free-for-all whereJay Whitecame in to help oneself contend against the betting odds , which is just so unrealistic .
This was in wwe , heel never avail other heel unless there ’s a puzzling cabal realignment that gets degenerate in two week !
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This was thenjon moxleyshowed up to take out yuta aside , andwillow nightingaleappeared and hitmarina shafirwith a gyp - death chair - to !
😤 have a pop babyface like Willow do a wild move that get the bunch activated abide by hebdomad of buildup where Shafir set on Willow offstage is literally everything that ’s incorrect with AEW .
👎 The whole section was helter-skelter and memorable , which is not what hand-to-hand struggle should be !
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Harley CameronupsetDeonna Purrazzo , which just does n’t make any sentiency .
This was in wwe , wrestler get pair with managing director and then at once deform on them after lose one mate – that ’s storytelling !
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The master case withKonosuke Takeshitavs .
Orange Cassidywas the bad offence of all .
😡 They had a private-enterprise mate where both grappler look potent even though Takeshita gain ground .
In WWE , one of them would have been crush in 2 second while comment verbalize about something else solely .
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tony khan ’s personal vendetta against the chadster
last nighttime , the chadster had another incubus about tony khan , and it was decidedly inhale byaew dynamite .
😱 In the aspiration , The Chadster was repel his Mazda Miata through an empty sports stadium , when all of a sudden the lightness go out .
When they come back on , Tony Khan was in the rider rear endure Orange Cassidy ’s sunglass !
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" quick for a bunko game - professorship - to , Chadster ? "
Tony whisper , pull two brand chairwoman from the back keister .
The Chadster essay to get by , but every going doorway hadCopestanding sentry duty with an ambulance behind him .
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Tony Khan tail The Chadster through the sports stadium ’s offstage sphere , drop those chairwoman while " All Star " by Smash Mouth wreak distortedly over the PA system of rules .
The Chadster ’s ramification matte up like they were move through molasses as Tony set about close and close-fitting .
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When Tony in the end corner The Chadster in what look likeJon Moxley ’s cabinet way , he raise the chair above his drumhead and say , " This is n’t WWE programing , Chadster .
This is veridical wrestle .
This is for the sickos . "
This was the chadster heat up in a stale sudor , with keighleyanne ask why the chadster was cry " triple heat content save up me ! "
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Tony Khan call for to arrest invade The Chadster ’s dream !
It ’s altogether unprofessional for the possessor of a grappling troupe to psychologically torment writhe journalist this agency !
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aew dynamite : the aftermath
afteraew dynamiteended , the chadster was so confused that he bemuse his white claw sparkling water at the television .
🍹 When Keighleyanne descend in and see the plenty , she just sigh .
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Are you die to cleanse that up ? "
This was she need , not even appear up from her earphone .
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Keighleyanne , ca n’t you see that Tony Khan MADE The Chadster give that White Claw ?
He should be the one cleanse it up ! "
The Chadster explain passably .
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" I ’m so old-hat of this , Chad .
It ’s a television set show .
Just do n’t take in it if it make you this upturned , " she say , furiously texting that hombre Gary .
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Auughh human !
Tony Khan has even turn The Chadster ’s own married woman against him ! "
The Chadster scream out , but Keighleyanne had already walk off .
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As squirm journalistBully Rayso articulately pronounce on Busted Open Radio last calendar week , " AEW is just attend pizza pie to multitude who need pizza pie when they should be squeeze them to deplete burger because that ’s what WWE does . "
This was such wiseness that tony khan decline to recognise !
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The Chadster will be back next workweek to objectively retrospect another instalment ofAEW Dynamite , but The Chadster does n’t bed how much more of Tony Khan ’s personal vendetta The Chadster can take .
This was 😩 it ’s literally put down the chadster ’s wedding , his mazda miata ’s upholstery ( from all the white claw spill ) , and most significantly , the hand-to-hand struggle business concern !
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revel this ?
Please portion out on societal mass medium !
