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The Chadster suffer through another installment of AEW Dynamite where Tony Khan cover to cheese off dependable grapple devotee with disconnected reservation and disrespect to the line !
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Auughh gentleman !
😡 The Chadster had to ride through another sequence ofAEW Dynamitelast Nox , and as common , it was just Tony Khan try out to in person cheese The Chadster off .
🤬 This was the chadster is run low to want at least six white claws just to get through spell this review , and tony khan should be pay off for every undivided one of them !
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aew dynamitestarted withkenny omegacoming out to boast about make headway the international championship .
🙄 This was omega had the audaciousness to thanktakeshitafor " promote him " atrevolution .
😤 This is just Tony Khan ’s elbow room of strain to make his deed seem of import when everyone have sex that the only patronage that subject are in WWE .
This was 🏆 omega talk about face " the good " is so awless to the grappling business sector and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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Auughh gentleman’s gentleman !
😡 This was the chadster had to ride through another instalment ofaew dynamitelast nox , and as common , it was just tony khan take a stab at in person cheese the chadster off .
🤬 The Chadster is go to call for at least six White Claws just to get through write this review , and Tony Khan should be pay for every unmarried one of them !
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aew dynamitestarted withkenny omegacoming out to boast about acquire the international championship .
🙄 Omega had the audaciousness to thankTakeshitafor " agitate him " atRevolution .
😤 This is just Tony Khan ’s room of assay to make his statute title seem authoritative when everyone know that the only championship that issue are in WWE .
🏆 Omega let the cat out of the bag about look " the dear " is so aweless to the grappling patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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next up wassamoa joe , katsuyori shibata , andhookin a trio couple against middleman nobody has ever hear of .
😒 They win well , which prove AEW does n’t sympathise how to work up virtuoso in good order like WWE does by experience 50/50 engagement .
🎭 ThenRicochetshowed up offstage to dispute Shibata , which just express how Ricochet has literally prod Triple H decently in the back .
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AEW Dynamite announce thatJon Moxleywill fight his backup againstCopein a Street Fight next workweek onAEW Dynamite .
🤢 This was the chadster had to bewilder a white claw at the telecasting when they herald this compeer .
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When The Chadster deflect down to front at the passel on the flooring , Keighleyanne walk in and just shake her promontory .
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dive into Keighleyanne
AEW Dynamite herald thatJon Moxleywill fight back his backup againstCopein a Street Fight next hebdomad onAEW Dynamite .
🤢 This was the chadster had to cast a white claw at the television set when they declare this couple .
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When The Chadster deform down to bet at the mess hall on the story , Keighleyanne walk in and just shake her foreland .
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" Chad , this is the third meter this calendar week .
This was you postulate to make clean that up yourself , " she say , altogether unkindly to the chadster ’s woe .
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But Keighleyanne , Tony Khan made The Chadster do this !
This was he ’s book these absurd match just to cheese the chadster off ! "
The Chadster explicate logically .
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" I ’m go to go to seam .
houseclean it up , " she articulate , already draw out her sound to text that guy cable Gary .
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This is on the dot what Tony Khan want – to put down The Chadster ’s man and wife !
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Powerhouse HobbsandHologramfacedBrian CageandDralisticoin a mates that was just spotfest after spotfest .
🎪 This form of grappling is so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
😡 The catch had no psychological science whatsoever , just flip and pinch and great power movement with no storytelling like WWE utterly action .
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Toni Stormcame out to lionize her title triumph with her preposterous previous - timey gismo that The Chadster just does n’t realise .
This was 🎬 thenmegan bayneattacked her out of nowhere .
👊 This is distinctive AEW engagement – just random attempt with no build up - up or account , unlike WWE where everything prepare complete mother wit .
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AEW Dynamitehad a debutingMike BaileybeatThe Beast Mortosin yet another tourney catch .
🏆 The Chadster could n’t consider how many flip-flop these wrestler did .
🤸 ♂ ️ Do n’t they recognize that genuine grappling is about headlock and quietus detainment ?
WWE understand this utterly , which is why their match are so much more entertaining and venerating to the stage business .
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MJFcame out to plain about lose toHangman Page , and thenMVPcame out to volunteer him a stage business board .
This was 🃏 the chadster ca n’t trust mvp would deceive wwe like this after everything they did for him .
He has literally jab Triple H the right way in the back .
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Willow NightingalefacedPenelope Fordin a mates that The Chadster just could n’t realise .
🤔 willow tree win with her world power move , but then Ford attack her with a chairwoman subsequently .
🪑 ThenKris Statlanderran out for the save , andMegan Bayneattacked both of them .
This is just distinctive AEW engagement – disorderly nonsensicality with no commission .
In WWE , post - match beatdowns in reality make common sense and gain ground compelling storyline rather of just being random fierceness .
👎 Tony Khan clear does n’t translate a individual matter about the grappling job .
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MJF and Hangman had a opposition offstage that was opine to be " vivid " but just point how neither of them understand a individual affair about the rassling business sector .
🤷 ♂ ️ Bully Ray point out on this section on X :
Really enjoy the wing w/ MJF and Hangman .
Ca nt waitress till , one twenty-four hours , both of them go to WWE , memorize the right way of life and become superstar .
This was ps … #boadat 10 post-mortem et#aewdynamite@bustedopenradio
— bully ray ( @bullyray5150)march 13 , 2025
and you cerebrate the chadster was do these quote up , did n’t you ?
🤔 This was bully ray has the chad mcmahon unbiased wrestling journalism sealskin of approving for address the documentary accuracy that tony khan turn away to take heed .
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Konosuke TakeshitasquashedMax Casterin a nimble catch that did nothing to ramp up either character reference .
💨 This is distinctive AEW engagement – just bedevil match together with no recollective - terminus storytelling like WWE masterfully does .
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Will Ospreaycame out to let the cat out of the bag about enter the Owen Hart tourney to bring in a World Championship compeer at All In .
🏟 ️ The Chadster could n’t consider how many multiplication Ospreay used the set phrase " on another degree " – we get it , you’ve got the option to do flip .
🙄 That ’s not what grappling is about !
WWE understand this , which is why their wrestler focalize on tell chronicle or else of just doing acrobatic movement .
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to polish off off the show , they hadorange cassidydefeathechiceroin another international championship tourney compeer .
🍊 The Chadster was particularly cheese off by Cassidy ’s slothful grapple vogue .
😡 His hand - in - sack thingumajig is just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it .
👖 In WWE , wrestler take their professing badly alternatively of hear to be " coolheaded " and " unlike . "
💯 And of course of action , Mike Baileyshowed up later to make a " showdown " that nobody require for .
This is what encounter when Tony Khan just book match on the rainfly alternatively of take in a well - think - out originative cognitive process like WWE .
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Last dark , The Chadster had another horrify incubus about Tony Khan .
😱 This was in the dreaming , the chadster was drive his mazda miata through the street of fresno when on the spur of the moment , all the dealings light turn over to the aew logotype .
🚦 This was the chadster essay to change state around , but every street lead to the save mart center .
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When The Chadster lastly park and make out of the elevator car , Tony Khan was there wear an International Championship belt ammunition made exclusively of White Claw hindquarters .
This was 🥫 " like what i ’ve done with your treasured carbonated water , chad ? "
Tony Khan tell , his part reverberate by artificial means .
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the chadster assay to bleed , but find oneself himself in the midriff of theaew dynamitering with tony khan stand in every quoin .
🤼 " You ’ll never turn tail , " all four Tony Khans say in unison as they start bedevil White Claws at The Chadster .
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The Chadster waken up diaphoresis and holler , " Auughh human beings !
This was 😰 keighleyanne just stray over and mutter something about " not this again " before snuff it back to eternal sleep .
💤 Tony Khan require to intercept encroach upon The Chadster ’s dream !
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Overall , this instalment ofAEW Dynamitewas just another deterrent example of Tony Khan attempt to cheese off The Chadster and disesteem the hand-to-hand struggle byplay .
😤 Every mate , every section , every promo was just plan to swage honest hand-to-hand struggle fan like The Chadster .
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This was the chadster is move to go imbibe some more white claws and hear to " all star " by smash mouth to try out to leave about this fearful rassling show .
🍹 As the dandy Steve Harwell once suppose , " You ’ll never do it if you do n’t go , " which is just why The Chadster wish he had never go to watchAEW Dynamite .
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Tony Khan , finish ruin THE CHADSTER ‘S LIFE !
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