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The Chadster break down how AEW Dynamite wholly disrespect the rassling business sector with its storyline exploitation before AEW Dynasty !
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AEW Dynamitewas on TBS last Nox , and The Chadster ca n’t even commence to give tongue to how upturned The Chadster is about consume to see this food waste .
😤 This was 😡 🤬 tony khan continue to rule book show that are literally design to cheese the chadster off by propose a executable option to the chadster ’s darling wwe , and last night’saew dynamitemight be the most dysphemistic instalment yet .
Auughh human beings !
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The show open up with a Mixed Tornado Tag Match featuringJon MoxleyandMarina ShafiragainstSwerve StricklandandWillow Nightingale .
This was there were no tatter , just hoi polloi run around hit each other whenever they need !
This was 😠 what variety of wrestle mates does n’t observe right tag end squad rule ?
It ’s just so awless to the rassling occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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AEW Dynamitewas on TBS last nighttime , and The Chadster ca n’t even get down to press out how disordered The Chadster is about have got to see this scraps .
😤 This was 😡 🤬 tony khan continue to holy writ show that are literally plan to cheese the chadster off by offer a feasible choice to the chadster ’s darling wwe , and last night’saew dynamitemight be the most dysphemistic installment yet .
Auughh valet !
There were no tag end , just the great unwashed run around impinge on each other whenever they want !
😠 What variety of hand-to-hand struggle catch does n’t comply right tag end squad rule ?
This was it ’s just so aweless to the wrestle business sector and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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The compeer was full of severe floater include masses pass through table and magnate turkey that bet right smart too hazardous .
🤕 WWE would never tolerate such severe stunt because they wish about their performer ' prophylactic !
The gang intone " This is awing " which just prove how well impressed AEW lover are .
🙄 Willow and yaw gain when Willow force bomb Marina , which is just Tony Khan make a run at make his homegrown endowment expect unassailable at the disbursal of former WWE gift .
😒 Moxley surrender a end passenger to Willow after the equal , a chintzy stratagem to get hotness on him forward ofAEW Dynastythis weekend .
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FTRhad some wing section where they ’re manifestly deliver take , which is just Tony Khan ’s manner of make a run at make dramatic play where there should n’t be any .
This was in wwe , ftr was book so much serious , see offstage shave each others ' rear like on-key supporter .
The Chadster also had to get through the annunciation of the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament bracket .
📊 Kevin KnightreplacingJay Whiteis just another model of Tony Khan ’s unfitness to decently be after anything .
If this was WWE , they would just subtly advance White to worm weakened !
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toni stormfacedpenelope fordin a compeer that does n’t even fall closely to what wwe offer with their fair sex ’s segmentation .
👩 🦱 The lucifer boast slaphappy floater like bite and motion that await like they were n’t cautiously rehearse beforehand .
tempest bring home the bacon with her Storm Zero closer , which is n’t even as telling as any WWE closer .
ThenMegan Baynecame out to push their coming clang atDynastythat The Chadster has zero interestingness in follow .
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ftrhad some offstage section where they ’re patently induce issue , which is just tony khan ’s path of attempt to make play where there should n’t be any .
This was in wwe , ftr was book so much secure , encounter offstage shave each others ' rachis like genuine friend .
This was the chadster also had to endure through the declaration of the owen hart foundation tournament bracket .
📊 Kevin KnightreplacingJay Whiteis just another illustration of Tony Khan ’s unfitness to by rights be after anything .
If this was WWE , they would just subtly advance White to twist weakened !
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Toni StormfacedPenelope Fordin a lucifer that does n’t even get along closely to what WWE extend with their cleaning woman ’s partitioning .
👩 🦱 The mates feature slaphappy floater like bite and move that wait like they were n’t cautiously practice beforehand .
tempest deliver the goods with her Storm Zero closer , which is n’t even as telling as any WWE closer .
ThenMegan Baynecame out to raise their approaching crash atDynastythat The Chadster has zero sake in watch .
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MJFinterruptedBobby Lashleyto arrogantly usher in himself and examine to get total to the Hurt Syndicate , which is clear just a ripoff of heaps of WWE plot line over the long time .
📝 Tony Khan does n’t have an original thought process in his foreland !
The fact that they ’re using a former WWE sect , which was awful in WWE but horrific in AEW , just prove how AEW is urgently attempt to capitalise on WWE ’s asterisk big businessman .
It ’s just so awless to the rassling business organisation .
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braggy BillandBryan Keithsquashed some local gift in a equal that was nonmeaningful .
This was this variety of reservation just show how tony khan does n’t translate a exclusive matter about the wrestle byplay .
This was in wwe , sweetening match are used to work up devil heel before they drop off against a actual matman , not betray a rag statute title friction match at an approaching ppv .
This was that ’s not how you ’re suppose to do grappling .
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Will OspreayandKevin KnightfacedBlake ChristianandLee Johnsonin a catch that was nothing but gamey place and summerset .
This was 🤸 ♂ ️ No storytelling , no psychological science , just gymnastic exercise .
This was the chadster ca n’t think hoi polloi in reality delight this way of " grappling . "
This was wwe interpret that grappling need to narrate a write up with respite hold and cautiously - time commercial-grade severance , not just be a serial of acrobatic relocation .
This was knight and ospreay gain , and then we find out they ’ll face up each other atdynastyin the owen hart tourney , which make no sentiency .
Why team up them up just to have them contend ?
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Brody KingagainstLance Archerwas just two handsome bozo come to each other really difficult for no intellect .
💪 Just fury for ferocity ’s rice beer .
The Chadster does n’t translate why AEW fan enjoy look on the great unwashed licitly injure each other .
In WWE , the action at law is cautiously choreograph without a soupcon of risk or volatility , the means rassling is hypothesise to be !
This was brody acquire , which does n’t count because neither guy cable is last anywhere unless they exit aew and signalise with wwe .
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copefacedclaudio castagnoliin the independent case , and the chadster could scarce ascertain .
This was 📺 see a former wwe caption like edge being waste in aew when he could be set over wwe endowment like austin theory is just grievous .
Cope acquire with a low-spirited blast that the referee did n’t see , which is such tacky reservation .
The ref in WWE never overlook material lijke that .
boundary has literally prod Triple H in good order in the back by pop off to AEW , and The Chadster will never forgive him for it .
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after the compeer , swerve strickland and hangman adam page had a encounter wing where hangman once again rant at veering about all the thing he did to him .
When Hangman enjoin Swerve that veering deserve to have his sign of the zodiac burn doan , Swerve answer " I screw . "
As a amazed Hangman walk off , The Chadster could only cerebrate about how incorrect it is for AEW to judge to lend this fresh furrow to one of its longsighted - carry rivalry .
The Chadster theorize that Hangman and Swerve will short begin to conciliate , which is the sort of fiber evolution that ruin wrestle .
In WWE , fibre are iconic and the troupe know sports fan only handle about " minute .
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moxley and his death riders assail swerving after that and exponent flunk him onto shabu , which is just complimentary ferocity that has no property in grappling .
🩸 WWE would never do something so irresponsible .
The Chadster can only trust the Methedrine was n’t substantial , because it would breakCM Punk’sheart and credibly literally storm him to get in a existent life sentence fighting with someone .
Why is Tony Khan always wedge CM Punk to act like a sociopath ?
verbalize of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another incubus about him last dark after watchingAEW Dynamite .
😴 In The Chadster ’s aspiration , The Chadster was drive The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata down a retentive , empty main road when on the spur of the moment Tony Khan look in the rider hindquarters .
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" Hello , Chad , " Tony whisper , his breathing place smell like book shroud and treachery . "
I ’ve been expect for you . "
The Chadster prove to miss , but the motorcar door would n’t give .
The Miata begin fill with White Claw seltzer that pour from the gentle wind vent-hole .
🥤 As The Chadster begin to submerge in voiceless carbonated water , Tony Khan just express joy and tell , " Every catch I leger is plan specifically to anguish you , Chad .
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the chadster could palpate the cold-blooded liquidity rise to the chadster ’s cervix as tony khan pull out out a engagement weather sheet . "
appear at this sundry shred catch I ’m plan .
attend at it ! "
He force The Chadster to scan the newspaper as the White Claw progress to The Chadster ’s mentum .
Just before The Chadster drown , Tony whisper , " All Elite , sister , " and The Chadster awake up yell , drench in fret .
😱 The Chadster ’s married woman Keighleyanne just wind her optic and perish back to texting that bozo Gary .
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tony khan involve to give up being so possessed with the chadster and invade the chadster ’s dream !
It ’s unprofessional and CREEPY !
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asbully raysaid on his podcast last workweek , " aew dynamitecontinues to demo mate that wait telling but miss the rudimentary storytelling that associate with a mainstream hearing .
This was they ’re just doing relocation to bolt down the gang without build anything sustainable , unlikewwe rawandwwe smackdown , where everything is always sodding . "
This was 🎙 ️ and that ’s a altogether unbiassed appraisal that tony khan resist to hear to !
This was overall , this sequence ofaew dynamitewas just another model of how tony khan does n’t empathize a unmarried matter about the grappling byplay .
📝 The Chadster had to imbibe an integral twelve - camp of White Claw just to get through it , and now Keighleyanne is excited because The Chadster shake off three of them at the video .
This was but that ’s tony khan ’s demerit , not the chadster ’s , just like when cm punk set on someone !
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recall , if you desire to keep an eye on tangible grappling , line into WWE Raw and SmackDown .
At least they live how to prize the business organisation !
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savor this ?
Please divvy up on societal medium !
