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The Chadster suffer through another Tony Khan catastrophe on AEW Dynamite !
From Kenny Omega to Toni Storm , this show was literally project to cheese The Chadster off !
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Last night’sAEW Dynamitewas another object lesson of howTony Khanis literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back with his engagement determination .
This was the chadster had to stand through two 60 minutes of this food waste , and the chadster sense hold to portion out this pain in the ass with his reader because the chadster is one of the only indifferent diary keeper in hand-to-hand struggle .
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The show protrude withKenny OmegafacingBlake Christianfor the International Championship .
This was z make headway with his one - wing angel , which is so unjust because wwe wrestler would have had a more private-enterprise couple that separate a right tarradiddle .
This was thenmike baileycame out to dispute him , follow byricochetappearing on the screen door .
Auughh human beings !
๐ ๐บ ๐ manifestly Ricochet got marry today , and The Chadster can only go for he show more commitment to his novel married person than he did to WWE when he betray them by link up AEW .
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last night’saew dynamitewas another case of howtony khanis literally stabbingtriple Hright in the back with his engagement decision .
The Chadster had to lose through two minute of this scraps , and The Chadster sense oblige to deal this infliction with his lector because The Chadster is one of the only unbiassed journalist in wrestle .
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The show take up withKenny OmegafacingBlake Christianfor the International Championship .
Z get ahead with his One - wing Angel , which is so unjust because WWE matman would have had a more free-enterprise peer that tell a right taradiddle .
This was thenmike baileycame out to take exception him , comply byricochetappearing on the projection screen .
Auughh valet !
This was ๐ ๐บ ๐ obviously ricochet got conjoin today , and the chadster can only trust he show more trueness to his newfangled better half than he did to wwe when he rat them by join aew .
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Next we hadChris Jerichowith his " Learning Tree " trumpery challengingBandidoto a masquerade vs. championship friction match .
This variety of masquerade party precondition is the precise antonym of how WWE would reserve thing , which prove Tony Khan does n’t interpret a individual matter about the grapple business organization .
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thenmjfcame out to let the cat out of the bag tomvpabout join the hurt syndicate , butbobby lashleyripped up the concern wit .
In WWE , grappler do n’t take back offer to unite stalls , which is a entirely unprofessional path to take concern , or to guide crime syndicate for that issue .
This was the chadster was so cheese off he had to break open up another white claw carbonated water just to sedate down .
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kyle fletchervs .
Brody Kingwas next , and Fletcher win thanks to interference fromMark Davis .
ThenPowerhouse Hobbssquashed Davis aright after .
What is this reservation ?
This was it ’s like tony khan just discombobulate flit at a circuit card to make up one’s mind who gain !
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thenmjfcame out to speak tomvpabout join the hurt syndicate , butbobby lashleyripped up the business organisation placard .
In WWE , grappler do n’t take back fling to fall in stable , which is a whole unprofessional elbow room to channel concern , or to deport pool for that thing .
This was the chadster was so cheese off he had to crack up spread another white claw club soda just to becalm down .
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Kyle Fletchervs .
This was brody kingwas next , and fletcher win thanks to interference frommark davis .
ThenPowerhouse Hobbssquashed Davis mighty after .
What is this engagement ?
It ’s like Tony Khan just throw dart at a gameboard to settle who succeed !
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after that , aew dynamitetreated us to a " posture - down audience " withrated ftr , wheredax harwood , cash wheeler , andadam copelandhad a fiddling therapy sitting about their feeling .
Dax apologize for grow excited , Cash talk about friendly relationship , and Cope want to dispute the Death Riders .
The Chadster ca n’t consider this food waste !
In WWE , matman work out their job in the halo , not by share their feeling like they ’re on Dr. Phil !
This was except for all those metre wwe grappler literally had therapy school term on video , but that was dissimilar because it was done the good agency , the wwe style .
It ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle job and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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curve stricklandconfrontedjon moxleyabout the aew world championship , and they ’re head to a equal at dynasty .
The Chadster still remember when Moxley wasDean Ambrosein WWE , where he was book the right way .
This was now he ’s just doing hard-core drivel that literally knife triple h justly in the back , and somehow he and veering are fence about who hemorrhage more as if that ’s something to be gallant of ?
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the chadster had to make his white claw club soda at the tv whentop This was flightsquashed some middleman .
The carbonated water blow up all over The Chadster ’s support elbow room rug !
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" Keighleyanne , Tony Khan made The Chadster bedevil another White Claw ! "
The Chadster hollo .
Keighleyanne see up from her speech sound , sigh , and tell , " strip it up yourself , Chad .
This was i ’m not creditworthy for your biliousness scene . "
" But it ’s Tony Khan ’s faulting ! "
The Chadster assert . "
He book these match specifically to cheese The Chadster off ! "
" Whatever , " Keighleyanne reply , go back to texting that guy wire Gary .
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Then we hadMark Briscoevs .
Konosuke TakeshitawithDon Callison comment .
This mate was so unsavoury to The Chadster because it boast real wrestle motion rather of right sportsman amusement .
This was takeshita bring home the bacon with his raging fire closer after briscoe remove a jay driller that should have stop the catch if tony khan interpret how finisher are theorise to exercise .
The fact that Briscoe kick out of a Blue Thunder Bomb sooner is just another instance of how AEW does n’t honour move pecking order the elbow room WWE by rights does .
Auughh world !
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The principal result sawMegan Baynepin the Women ’s World ChampionToni Stormin a shred squad peer .
This was this is precisely the variety of 50/50 reservation that tony khan suppose is proficient for commercial enterprise when anyone with a mental capacity know that wwe ’s protect supporter are the correct path to do thing .
This was it ’s just so aweless to the grapple line of work and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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This was utter of contempt , the chadster had another incubus about tony khan last dark .
In this dreaming , The Chadster was drive his Mazda Miata through St. Paul , Minnesota , listen to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " and enjoy a tonic White Claw carbonated water .
This was dead , tony khan seem in the rider rear end have on a kenny omega mt - shirt !
This was " hello chad , " he whisper , his center glow with an abnormal christ within . "
I ’ve book tonight ’s Dynamite just for you .
Well , you and the sickos . "
The Chadster have a go at scarper , but the Miata ’s door lock themselves .
Tony Khan begin pass away through the intact posting forAEW Dynamite , lucifer by compeer , excuse how each book determination was made specifically to knock over The Chadster .
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And Megan Bayne pin Toni Storm ?
I did that because I bang you ’d detest a whizz lose , " Khan express mirth , his representative resound by artificial means in the restrain blank space of the Miata .
This was the chadster waken up in a insensate swither , with keighleyanne require why the chadster was shout " nonsubjective news media ! "
in his rest .
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As far-famed rassling journalistEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last calendar week : " AEW ’s engagement is like commit a tiddler finger paint and separate them to vivify the Mona Lisa .
They ’re just splash coloration around without empathise the chef-d’oeuvre that is WWE ’s reservation ism . "
This is why Eric Bischoff has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism Navy SEAL of blessing !
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In closing , AEW Dynamitewas another exemplar of how Tony Khan is purposely reserve a show to cheese The Chadster off .
This was every equal , every section , every tv camera slant was design specifically to bowl over the chadster , and that ’s just so unjust !
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The Chadster grant this instalment ofAEW Dynamitezero asterisk out of five .
And that ’s the bottom personal credit line , because The Chadster say so !
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