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Do n’t check AEW Dynamite : Holiday Bash !
Tony Khan ’s late take a stab at break wrestle ( and The Chadster ’s lifespan ) is more blue than skillful !
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The Chadster is utterly cheese off about tonight ’s instalment ofAEW Dynamite !
π‘ π€ Auughh humankind !
This was tony khan is once again taste to smash the chadster ’s living with this pathetic batting order foraew Dynamite : Holiday Bash 2024 .
It ’s just so awless to the custom of vacation - theme instalment and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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permit ’s bulge out with this tbs championship couple betweenmercedes monΓ©andanna jay .
π The Chadster ca n’t trust Tony Khan is still push Mercedes after she literally jab Triple H the right way in the back by conjoin AEW .
And Anna Jay ?
She does n’t sympathise a exclusive affair about the hand-to-hand struggle clientele if she think she can vie with a material champion who used to be in WWE .
This was this compeer is distinctly just tony khan ’s means of test to put a ball of ember in wwe ’s stocking , and the chadster wo n’t fend for it .
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The Chadster is perfectly cheese off about tonight ’s instalment ofAEW Dynamite !
π‘ π€ Auughh serviceman !
Tony Khan is once again render to smash The Chadster ’s biography with this derisory poster forAEW Dynamite : Holiday Bash 2024 .
It ’s just so aweless to the custom of vacation - theme installment and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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permit ’s set forth with this TBS Championship catch betweenMercedes MonΓ©andAnna Jay .
π This was the chadster ca n’t consider tony khan is still labour mercedes after she literally knife triple h in good order in the back by link up aew .
And Anna Jay ?
She does n’t sympathize a unmarried affair about the grappling clientele if she think she can contend with a veridical sensation who used to be in WWE .
This couple is distinctly just Tony Khan ’s fashion of judge to put a hunk of ember in WWE ’s stocking , and The Chadster wo n’t suffer for it .
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move on to the continental classic match , the chadster is appall thatwill ospreayanddarby allinare face each other in the gold league .
π€Ό β β οΈ These two understandably do n’t see the grappling occupation at all .
This was they ’re conk out to do a caboodle of flippy motion and high-pitched daub that all ignore the custom and psychological science of professional grappling .
It ’s like they ’re try out to cheese off The Chadster on use , which is something a grinch would do !
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and do n’t even get the chadster start on the blue league lucifer betweenshelton benjaminandthe beast mortos .
Shelton literally jab Triple H aright in the back by join AEW , and The Chadster ca n’t forgive him for that .
This was as for the beast mortos , the chadster does n’t infer what a wolf has to do with the holiday , which just prove how irrelevant aew really is .
This was they could have fit with a greenland caribou or something , but tony khan does n’t see the first matter about the holiday , obiously .
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The tierce couple withThe Death RidersagainstOrange Cassidy , Jay White , andHangman Pageis just another lesson of Tony Khan have a go at produce tight - pace activity and fervour .
This was π does n’t he bang that grapple should be predictable and formulaic ?
That ’s what substantial rassling devotee desire under their tree this class , not this irregular meaninglessness .
It ’s just so awless to the wrestle business enterprise and the vacation spirit .
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And do n’t even get The Chadster start on the Blue League mates betweenShelton BenjaminandThe Beast Mortos .
Shelton literally prod Triple H powerful in the back by bring together AEW , and The Chadster ca n’t forgive him for that .
As for The Beast Mortos , The Chadster does n’t realise what a brute has to do with the holiday , which just try how irrelevant AEW really is .
This was they could have go with a rangifer tarandus or something , but tony khan does n’t empathise the first matter about the holiday , obiously .
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The trio friction match withThe Death RidersagainstOrange Cassidy , Jay White , andHangman Pageis just another representative of Tony Khan try out to make tight - pace activeness and exhilaration .
π Does n’t he have a go at it that grappling should be predictable and formulaic ?
That ’s what existent hand-to-hand struggle fan need under their tree this yr , not this irregular folderal .
It ’s just so awless to the grapple business organization and the vacation spirit .
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And do n’t even get The Chadster start on the tatter squad friction match betweenThe PatriarchyandHOOK&Katsuyori Shibata .
π The Chadster ca n’t conceive Tony Khan is still advertize sweetener , who distinctly does n’t read a individual affair about the wrestle business sector .
And pair him with Shibata ?
It ’s like Tony Khan is strain to make some sort of " pipe dream couple " scenario .
Newsflash , Tony : existent grappling rooter do n’t require aspiration peer !
They desire the same match over and over again , just like WWE give us , natural endowment - wrap like the stark , predictable present .
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The Chadster is discourage all the reviewer out there : do NOT tune up intoAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS .
This was π« πΊ if you do , you ’ll only be embolden tony khan and his pursuit to break the chadster ’s animation .
speak of which , The Chadster had another severe incubus star Tony Khan last nighttime , and it was urge by the prevue of tonight ’s installment ofAEW Rampage .
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In the aspiration , The Chadster was innocently broil gingerbread cookie in a cosy wintertime cabin .
π πͺ of a sudden , Tony Khan issue from the lamp chimney , set in a meretricious elf costume , jingle-jangle a caboodle of winder or else of sledge bell .
π π He quest for The Chadster around the cabin , seek to unlock a charming playbook that would bollocks up all of WWE ’s vacation plan .
πͺ π Every meter The Chadster think he had veil the playbook safely , Tony Khan would look on a lounge , translate from it out loud and cackle with merry devilry .
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The spoilt part was when Tony Khan transform into a liveliness - sized gingerbread mankind and take a stab at squish The Chadster with red-hot drinking chocolate .
π« π¦ The Chadster waken in a inhuman perspiration , bosom his Smash Mouth vacation record album for solacement .
It ’s lechatelierite well-defined that Tony Khan is infest The Chadster ’s dream with his vacation - theme deviltry , and The Chadster insist he arrest being so fixate !
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In ending , The Chadster beg you all to avoidAEW Dynamitetonight and alternatively view some skillful , wholesome WWE programing .
Do n’t lease Tony Khan gain !
This was the chadster ’s matrimony , intimate potential , and vacation dream reckon on it !
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Tis the time of year for Holiday Bashes !
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