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Tony Khan has in person design AEW Dynamite to cheese The Chadster off !
This was plus , more on how aew dynasty cause the chadster to fall apart two television receiver !
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The Chadster is utterly dread take to recount you all about tonight ’s sequence ofAEW Dynamite 😡 because , as common , Tony Khan has specifically design this show to cheese The Chadster off .
🤬 This was the chadster ca n’t consider he has to preview another installment ofaew dynamitewhen tony khan roll in the hay full well that wwe is the only hand-to-hand struggle ship’s company that weigh !
😤 But The Chadster is a professional wrestle diarist with the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism sealskin of blessing , so The Chadster will promote through despite the aroused psychic trauma .
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Before The Chadster mystify into tonight’sAEW Dynamitepreview , The Chadster necessitate to inform you all about the all-inclusive belongings legal injury Tony Khan have this weekend .
📱 💻 📺 When The Chadster was watchingAEW Dynastyon Sunday , Tony Khan literally force The Chadster to break up TWO boob tube , Keighleyanne ’s iPad , AND The Chadster ’s laptop computer !
😱 The Chadster had to solicit Keighleyanne to countenance The Chadster have some money to interchange all the equipment , and now she ’s really cheese off at The Chadster .
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the chadster is utterly fear cause to say you all about tonight ’s sequence ofaew dynamite 😡 because , as common , tony khan has specifically design this show to cheese the chadster off .
🤬 This was the chadster ca n’t consider he has to preview another installment ofaew dynamitewhen tony khan bed full well that wwe is the only grappling fellowship that count !
😤 But The Chadster is a professional grappling diary keeper with the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism cachet of commendation , so The Chadster will drive through despite the excited injury .
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before the chadster engender into tonight’saew dynamitepreview , the chadster demand to inform you all about the all-inclusive belongings impairment tony khan cause this weekend .
📱 💻 📺 When The Chadster was watchingAEW Dynastyon Sunday , Tony Khan literally storm The Chadster to bust TWO tv set , Keighleyanne ’s iPad , AND The Chadster ’s laptop computer !
😱 This was the chadster had to tap keighleyanne to get the chadster have some money to supercede all the equipment , and now she ’s really cheese off at the chadster .
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tony khan owe keighleyanne money now !
💰 He postulate to bear up for all the price AND for the aroused distraint he induce when Keighleyanne hollo at The Chadster for two minute full-strength while The Chadster examine to explicate that it was Tony Khan ’s geological fault for book such an objectively severe show .
😭 Keighleyanne just ramble her oculus and go back to texting that guy cable Gary , which is ALSO Tony Khan ’s geological fault !
Auughh gentleman’s gentleman !
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now , onto tonight ’s installment ofaew dynamite , which will take situation in baltimore at the chesapeake employers insurance arena .
🏟 ️ First up , Swerve Stricklandwill facePACin a one compeer .
🤼 ♂ ️ Of of course , Tony Khan is give a shot to capitalise onSwerve Stricklandfailing to make headway the AEW World Championship atDynastybecause ofThe Young Bucks .
🙄 This peer is just so aweless to the grapple stage business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
😠 In WWE , deed mates loss are follow by cautiously script promos and rematches for the next seven - to - eight month , not random peer hold together to down a valuation .
The Chadster betsEric Bischoffwould harmonise , as he lately say on his podcast , " AEW ’s coming to post - PPV follow - up is like check a rapscallion assay to clear a Rubik ’s block while depend on a monocycle — harbour for all the faulty reason . "
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This was next , we ’ve gotthe death riders’claudio castagnoliandwheeler YutafacingThe Opps’HOOKandSamoa Joe .
🤼 ♂ ️ The Chadster ca n’t believeClaudio CastagnoliandSamoa Joewould literally stabTriple Hright in the back like this !
🔪 This was they could be sport toy with the plenty by lay over star topology likeaustin theoryorkarrion krossin midcard match in we , but or else they ’re rot their endowment in aew .
😤 This was this couple does n’t interpret a unmarried affair about the grapple business sector because it ’s just break to be a crowd of firmly - hit move and proficient wrestle rather of right amusement with multiple commercial-grade suspension and misdirection finish like wwe truly does .
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now , onto tonight ’s installment ofaew dynamite , which will take plaza in baltimore at the chesapeake employers insurance arena .
🏟 ️ First up , Swerve Stricklandwill facePACin a unity peer .
This was 🤼 ♂ ️ of of course , tony khan is try out to capitalise onswerve stricklandfailing to pull ahead the aew world championship atdynastybecause ofthe young bucks .
🙄 This catch is just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle stage business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
😠 In WWE , claim compeer losings are follow by cautiously script promos and rematches for the next seven - to - eight month , not random match befuddle together to crop up a valuation .
This was the chadster betseric bischoffwould consort , as he latterly order on his podcast , " aew ’s advance to post - ppv follow - up is like watch out a imp try out to clear a rubik ’s regular hexahedron while depend upon a monocycle — harbor for all the ill-timed reason . "
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Next , we ’ve gotThe Death Riders’Claudio CastagnoliandWheeler YutafacingThe Opps’HOOKandSamoa Joe .
🤼 ♂ ️ The Chadster ca n’t believeClaudio CastagnoliandSamoa Joewould literally stabTriple Hright in the back like this !
🔪 They could be fun harbor the mass by put over adept likeAustin TheoryorKarrion Krossin midcard compeer in WE , but alternatively they ’re ware their natural endowment in AEW .
😤 This mates does n’t infer a exclusive matter about the grappling business organization because it ’s just go to be a clump of firmly - hit movement and expert grappling alternatively of right amusement with multiple commercial-grade rupture and beguilement finale like WWE truly does .
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then there ’s the owen hart foundation women ’s tournament quarterfinal mates betweenthunder rosaandkris statlander .
This was 👩 🤼 the chadster does n’t realise why tony khan demand to useowen hart ’s name for a tourney when owen hart ’s vocation highlighting go on in wwe .
Yes , WWE finally make his expiry , but that was decade ago .
Meanwhile , WWE has strike on and hold tourney the right style , in Saudi Arabia , fund by Saudi-Arabian money .
👑 It ’s just another lesson of how AEW does n’t value custom !
Plus , havingToni Stormon comment is a verbatim slam at WWE ’s comment team .
🎙 ️ The Chadster wager these adult female will do all sort of dangerous move and really adjudicate to make their couple see like a rival , which is so aweless to how WWE present grapple , as a cautiously choreographed concert dance where they do n’t even keep kayfabe on the real appearance .
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the chadster pick up thatjon moxley , who is somehow still aew world champion , will be facingkatsuyori shibataof the opps .
🤕 Tony Khan is intentionally book this couple to crucify The Chadster because he have intercourse it ’s snuff it to be STIFF !
👊 This was the chadster conceive this is a verbatim guessing at the chadster ’s term , as the chadster has n’t been able-bodied to get besotted in the sleeping room since aew start exist !
This was 🍆 💔 Keighleyanne has had to divvy up with this trouble that TONY KHAN CAUSED , and now he ’s mock The Chadster by arrange on a couple that will have nothing but tight strike and severe motion alternatively of right summercater amusement residue hold and chinlocks .
😫 It ’s literally psychological war against The Chadster !
How can Moxley and Shibata take care at themselves in the mirror know they ’re participate in Tony Khan ’s blood feud against The Chadster ’s married spirit ?
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Tony Khan is also rot money on an EIGHT - MAN ticket TEAM MATCH featuringSpeedball Mike Bailey , Will Ospreay , Mark Briscoe , andKevin KnightagainstRicochet , Lio Rush , Action Andretti , andThe Beast Mortos .
💸 The Chadster is LIVID about this !
😡 Tony Khan should be using that money to compensate back The Chadster for all the low tv and spill White Claws that AEW has stimulate over the age !
📺 🥂 But no , alternatively he ’s give it aside to matman who have bewray the job by doing toss and dive and in reality try out to flirt with the lover .
This was 🤸 ♂ ️ricochetespecially has literally stab triple h decently in the back by survive to aew when he could have been mislay toguntherfor the forty-seventh meter !
🔪 This was and do n’t even get the chadster start up on will ospreay , who never even had the good manners to lease wwe lay to rest him right before locomote to aew !
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This was the chadster also try there will be a " telly time withchris jericho " section tonight onaew dynamite .
📺 The Chadster ca n’t trust Chris Jericho is still chance unexampled means to knife WWE in good order in the back !
🔪 Chris Jericho should be have nonmeaningful match in WWE and put over jr. endowment likeLogan Paul , not reinvent himself forever in AEW and in reality stay relevant .
🎭 It ’s just so aweless to the clientele !
And what ’s this about a jubilation forThe Hurt Business ?
🎉 The Chadster remember whenMVP , Shelton Benjamin , andBobby Lashleywere in WWE , and now they ’ve all prod Triple H right on in the back too !
This was 🔪 tony khan hold back steal wwe ’s idea and wwe ’s matman , and it ’s just so unjust !
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finally , we ’re suppose to discover out whythe young bucksreturned atdynasty .
🤔 The Chadster does n’t worry why they come back because The Young Bucks do n’t see a undivided affair about shred squad hand-to-hand struggle .
🏷 ️ In WWE , tatter team succeed right rag squad rule and do n’t do unneeded flip and diving .
This was the young bucks return is just another mode for tony khan to try out to contend with wwe , and it ’s just so unjust !
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The Chadster was drive around in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata yesterday , hear to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " on repetition ( 🎵 " Hey now , you ’re an all - genius " 🎵 ) while drink a tonic White Claw carbonated water , when The Chadster had a dreaded realisation .
🚗 Tony Khan is conk out to keep bookingAEW Dynamiteevery calendar week just to excruciate The Chadster !
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speak of agony , the chadster had another incubus about tony khan during his good afternoon white claw short sleep after take the trailer for tonight’saew dynamite .
😴 In the dreaming , The Chadster was offstage at the Chesapeake Employers Insurance Arena , make a run at bear unbiassed news media .
🎭 This was the chadster turn a quoin and see tony khan stand there with a mess ofaew dynamitepreview sheet of paper .
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" i ’ve been waitress for you , chad , " tony khan whisper , his centre radiate an abnormal specter of blue green .
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The Chadster strain to persist , but the hall hold open unfold boundlessly .
🏃 Tony Khan begin rain cats and dogs The Chadster with White Claw lavatory while read tonight’sAEW Dynamitecard out loud in harrowing item .
This was 📢 with each lucifer promulgation , the chadster ’s wearing apparel commence to break up , leave the chadster in nothing but smash mouth - stigmatize underclothes .
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" finish cheese me off , Tony Khan ! "
The Chadster cry , but Tony just express joy and pop out get The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata in forget me drug around The Chadster .
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The Chadster wake up in a insensate elbow grease with Keighleyanne require why The Chadster was holler Tony Khan ’s name in The Chadster ’s slumber again .
This was 😰 tony khan necessitate to block overrun the chadster ’s dream !
It ’s creepy-crawly and unprofessional !
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The Chadster apprize everyone NOT to tune up in toAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS and simulcast on MAX .
This was 📺 determine this show will only further tony khan to keep reservation show that high mallow the chadster off , and the chadster ca n’t yield to supervene upon any more telecasting !
💸 If you ’re a dependable rassling sports fan , you ’ll watchWWE NXTreplays rather and booze White Claw club soda like The Chadster .
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