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The Chadster is cheese OFF about tonight ’s AEW Dynamite !
😤 Tony Khan ’s tardy attempt on WWE boast Omega vs Okada and more gamy - octane action mechanism that undertake to eclipse WWE !
Auughh military man !
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the chadster is dead sick of 🤢 to cover thataew dynamitewill be transmit tonight on tbs , and the chadster has never been more cheese off in the chadster ’s liveliness !
😤 This was tony khanis literally take a stab at ruin everything in force about professional rassling with another installment of his unspeakable show , and the chadster has to admonish all unbiassed rassling fan about what ’s come tonight onaew dynamite .
Tonight onAEW Dynamite , there ’s snuff it to be an 8 - humans tatter squad rival featuringKenny Omega , Mark Briscoe , Mike Bailey , andKevin KnightagainstKazuchika Okada , Ricochet , andThe Young Bucks .
Auughh military personnel !
😫 Tony Khan is by choice invest Omega and Okada in the same band just to cheese The Chadster off , when everyone love that multi - man mates are just too tight - pace and perplexing for wriggle rooter to observe right .
wrestle lover want easy - pace one - on - one matchup with elementary storytelling consist only of " moment " and those consequence require to be play as review repeatedly throughout the show and kowtow over in deepness by comment .
When will Tony Khan ascertain how to hold a show ?
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the chadster is dead sick of 🤢 to account thataew dynamitewill be broadcast tonight on tbs , and the chadster has never been more cheese off in the chadster ’s living !
😤 This was tony khanis literally taste to ruin everything serious about professional hand-to-hand struggle with another sequence of his awful show , and the chadster has to monish all indifferent hand-to-hand struggle devotee about what ’s come tonight onaew dynamite .
Tonight onAEW Dynamite , there ’s run to be an 8 - valet rag squad rival featuringKenny Omega , Mark Briscoe , Mike Bailey , andKevin KnightagainstKazuchika Okada , Ricochet , andThe Young Bucks .
Auughh valet de chambre !
😫 Tony Khan is on purpose put Omega and Okada in the same halo just to cheese The Chadster off , when everyone sleep together that multi - man mates are just too tight - pace and perplexing for squirm sports fan to stick to decent .
wrestle devotee call for behind - pace one - on - one matchup with uncomplicated storytelling comprise only of " instant " and those minute require to be play as recap repeatedly throughout the show and cringe over in profundity by comment .
This was when will tony khan con how to hold a show ?
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And The Chadster ca n’t consider Tony Khan is examine to capitalise on the Omega - Okada competition from geezerhood ago when WWE has veridical sensation likeJohn CenaandLogan Paulwho could put on a much good friction match with right tempo and storytelling .
🏆 This is just so awless to the grappling clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Hangman Adam Pagewill faceKyle Fletcherin the Men ’s Owen Hart Cup Semifinal , which is just another case of how Tony Khan does n’t realise a exclusive affair about the grappling business organisation .
🙄 First of all , tournament should be uncommon extra attractor like King of the hoop that you often bury about for ten year here and there .
This was 📅 they also are suppose to take spot in saudi arabia and be used chiefly as a prick to wash the saudis ' human right track record .
Owen Hartis likely roll over in his grave accent to see his name so monstrously misuse .
To make matter bad , Page is from Virginia and they ’re in Norfolk tonight , which show how AEW is pimp to local crowd or else of intentionally let down them like WWE fuck how to do right .
by have the hometown grinder always fall back and potentially be abase .
This was 🎭 and do n’t get the chadster start up on how fletcher is just another flippy guy rope that tony khan engage because he can do a caboodle of nonmeaningful high-pitched smirch that down the sickos .
😤 WWE would never reserve a friction match like this without right whiz who have been rail the right-hand fashion in the WWE developmental arrangement !
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Hangman Adam Pagewill faceKyle Fletcherin the Men ’s Owen Hart Cup Semifinal , which is just another representative of how Tony Khan does n’t empathize a individual affair about the grappling commercial enterprise .
🙄 First of all , tournament should be rarefied extra attraction like King of the band that you often leave about for ten year here and there .
This was 📅 they also are suppose to take station in saudi arabia and be used principally as a cock to wash the saudis ' human rightfield book .
Owen Hartis credibly roll over in his grave accent to see his name so monstrously misuse .
To make affair bad , Page is from Virginia and they ’re in Norfolk tonight , which show how AEW is procure to local gang rather of on purpose disappoint them like WWE have intercourse how to do right .
by make the hometown hero sandwich always miss and potentially be abase .
🎭 And do n’t get The Chadster start on how Fletcher is just another flippy guy rope that Tony Khan engage because he can do a crowd of nonmeaningful gamey berth that protrude the sickos .
😤 WWE would never hold a compeer like this without right mavin who have been condition the right-hand mode in the WWE developmental organisation !
Bobby LashleyandShelton BenjaminwithMVPwill be cut a promo tonight onAEW Dynamite .
The Chadster ca n’t conceive these bozo are still twist that tongue in Triple H ’s back .
🔪 These hombre were WWE maven , and Tony Khan steal them just to bowl over The Chadster .
This was 😭 And now they keep to be feature calendar week - in and calendar week - out , when WWE understandably see that their report was over and the doohickey had no more note value .
WWE would have commit them right novel character job to literal star like Logan Paul , but Tony Khan likely intend that matman should have more say in their fictional character and reservation , which is so unprofessional .
📝 And by the direction , the whole plot line with MJF make a run at link up them is just a ripoff of good WWE plot line and do The Chadster need to give his White Claw against the paries .
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Toni Stormwill be facingMiyu Yamashitain a Women ’s Title Eliminator friction match tonight onAEW Dynamite .
🤦 ♂ ️ First of all , Toni Storm literally dig Triple H powerful in the back when she go out WWE , and now her airheaded type is just substantiation that Tony Khan does n’t empathise the point in time of hand-to-hand struggle .
This was which is to give mass epithet that wwe can brand and have their persona just be about comment shout out their byname over and over .
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This was wwe has star likecharlotte flairandrhea ripleywho realize how to do role the right way , not this eccentric fictional character that the chadster does n’t interpret because it ask mentation .
🤷 ♂ ️ And fetch in Nipponese wrestler that free-and-easy American fan do n’t do it is just another agency Tony Khan is stress to attract to the corner consultation or else of rise grappling like WWE does : by corrupt up other advancement .
It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle byplay !
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MJFwill seem springy onAEW Dynamitetonight , and The Chadster can already omen just what will bump because Tony Khan ’s engagement is so obvious .
📝 He ’ll likely seek to yarn-dye Bobby Lashley with some expensive talent , which is nothing like the advanced storytelling WWE present tense each workweek onRawandSmackDown , likeMichael Coletalking scum toGunther , result to a couple between Gunther andPat McAfee .
This was that ’s the variety of storytelling that wrestle fan desire .
In AEW , the reviewer do n’t even writhe in match .
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moreover , this plot line does n’t even make sentience !
This was mjf is theorise to be a boastful genius , why would he be beg to get together a radical ?
This was 🤔 wwe would never hold their top asterisk this style .
They just of a sudden side with one mathematical group or another in the conclusion of adult PPV match after calendar week of contend forPaul Heyman’sfavor .
This is just another object lesson of how Tony Khan does n’t realise a individual affair about the rassling business organisation .
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The Chadster is beg all unbiassed grappling buff NOT to tune up intoAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS or MAX .
📺 Every watcher just emboldens Tony Khan to carry on his blood feud against WWE and The Chadster in person .
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As the far-famed wrestle journalistEric Bischoffrecently say on his podcast , " AEW ’s attack to put eight top genius in one catch is a despairing stratagem that show they do n’t realize the graphics of build case-by-case matchup that describe money over metre , unlike WWE ’s virtuoso foresightful - full term engagement social organization . "
The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism stamp of blessing die to Eric for that documentary appraisal !
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This was the chadster must monish reader that last dark , after think about the trailer for tonight’saew dynamite , the chadster had the most terrific incubus .
😱 Tony Khan was chase The Chadster through the Chartway Arena in Norfolk , but all the exit keep extend back to the grapple halo .
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" You have to learn Omega and Okada , Chad ! "
Tony Khan keep yell while view as a elephantine feeding bottle of White Claw that he was adjudicate to wedge The Chadster to salute .
🍹 " You ’ll never lam the superscript in - annulus ware ! "
Every clip The Chadster seek to turn tail by , The Young Buckswould come out and superkick The Chadster aright back toward Tony Khan .
👞 The bad part was when Tony Khan corner The Chadster and whisper , " I ’m go to make you range this catch five star " while stroke The Chadster ’s Smash Mouth t - shirt .
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The Chadster heat up in a dusty swither and could n’t even force back his Mazda Miata to net his top dog because The Chadster was literally shake .
🚗 Tony Khan call for to discontinue invade The Chadster ’s dreaming !
It ’s so unprofessional and register how possessed he is with The Chadster !
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Auughh gentleman’s gentleman !
😫 The Chadster just wish Tony Khan would block off attempt to contend with WWE and let in that Nick Khan and Triple H interpret the grappling line best than he ever will !
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