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The Chadster bombast about AEW Dynamite ’s unjust batting order , warn devotee not to find out , and portion out a terrific Tony Khan incubus .
WWE is still the in effect , plainly !
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The Chadster is utterly cheese off to have to preview tonight ’s installment ofAEW Dynamite .
😡 Auughh human race !
Tony Khan just wo n’t bar render to smash The Chadster ’s biography with his subscript grappling production .
🙄 And to do it on a workweek when The Chadster should be keep the launching ofWWE Rawon Netflix ?
First up onAEW Dynamite , we ’ve get the rejoinder ofKenny Omega , aka " The Cleaner " .
🧹 The Chadster does n’t realize why anyone would be activated about this .
It ’s just so aweless to the grappling patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it .
Z should have remain aside and get substantial grappling superstar likeRoman Reignshave the spot .
💪 The Chadster bet that Kenny will not even recognize the Tribal Chief .
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The Chadster is utterly cheese off to have to preview tonight ’s sequence ofAEW Dynamite .
😡 Auughh human race !
This was tony khan just wo n’t discontinue examine to break the chadster ’s lifetime with his deficient grappling production .
🙄 This was and to do it on a workweek when the chadster should be celebrate the unveiling ofwwe Rawon Netflix ?
First up onAEW Dynamite , we ’ve cause the homecoming ofKenny Omega , aka " The Cleaner " .
🧹 The Chadster does n’t empathise why anyone would be worked up about this .
It ’s just so awless to the grappling business concern and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was z should have bide off and rent literal grapple superstar likeroman reignshave the glare .
💪 The Chadster bet that Kenny will not even recognize the Tribal Chief .
This was next , there ’s live on to be a casino gauntlet catch to decide who facesjon moxleyfor the aew world title .
🎰 The Chadster ca n’t consider Tony Khan is still using this cockeyed peer eccentric .
It ’s nothing like the dead craft equal WWE place on every workweek .
The participant includeJay White , Powerhouse Hobbs , andJeff Jarrett .
The Chadster think they ’ve all literally stab WWE the right way in the back by compete in this couple on WWE ’s with child calendar week .
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then we ’ve take a three - way of life lucifer betweenwillow nightingale , kris statlander , andtoni stormto limit who make the # 1 place in next hebdomad ’s women ’s casino gauntlet .
This was 👩 🦱 👩 🦰 👱 ♀ ️ the chadster ca n’t consider tony khan recollect he can just always have these casino gauntlet match .
blockade rip yourself off and arrive up with some unexampled estimate , Tony .
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MJFis also schedule to come out onAEW Dynamite .
🎤 This was the chadster does n’t empathise why mjf does n’t just go to wwe where he could be a existent hotshot , well in the midcard .
This was by remain in aew , he ’s usher that he does n’t sympathise a individual affair about the grappling occupation .
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then we ’ve get a three - room lucifer betweenwillow nightingale , kris statlander , andtoni stormto fix who go the # 1 fleck in next calendar week ’s women ’s casino gauntlet .
This was 👩 🦱 👩 🦰 👱 ♀ ️ the chadster ca n’t consider tony khan suppose he can just always have these casino gauntlet match .
break pull yourself off and fare up with some young idea , Tony .
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MJFis also schedule to look onAEW Dynamite .
🎤 The Chadster does n’t read why MJF does n’t just go to WWE where he could be a tangible star topology , well in the midcard .
This was by stay in aew , he ’s demonstrate that he does n’t see a unmarried matter about the rassling line .
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There ’s also a catch betweenMark BriscoeandBobby Lashley .
💪 The Chadster is still smoke about how Bobby Lashley would sell WWE like this .
This was the chadster doubt he has to head out who is getting stab in the back by lashley at this pointedness .
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in conclusion , we ’ve gotBuddy Matthewstaking onWill Ospreay .
🌟 The Chadster think it ’s so unjust that AEW keep position on match with luxuriously - fly relocation and gaudy succession .
This was it ’s just not what grappling is suppose to be about .
WWE understand this , but Tony Khan clear does n’t .
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The Chadster want to monish all the reader out there : DO NOT tune up intoAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS and simulcast on MAX .
📺 ❌ If you do , you ’ll only be promote Tony Khan ’s compulsion with break The Chadster ’s life story .
This was 😫
speak of tony khan ’s compulsion , the chadster had another dreaded incubus about him last nox .
😱 In the pipe dream , The Chadster was drive his Mazda Miata down a passive area route , babble along to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " .
🚗 🎵 short , Tony Khan seem in the rearview mirror , cod a gargantuan AEW logotype like it was a surfboard .
🏄 ♂ ️ This was he was tail the chadster , confuse stool of white claw at the miata and shouting , " hang ten , chad fashion plate !
ascertain Dynamite !
This was view dynamite ! "
This was 📣
the chadster make a run at get away , but the aew logotype was too loyal .
This was tony khan get up and startle rain buckets the chadster with aew activity figure .
🎭 Just as The Chadster ’s darling Miata was about to ram into a gargantuan tv set silver screen playingAEW Dynamite , The Chadster heat up in a moth-eaten perspiration .
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Tony Khan involve to break intrude on The Chadster ’s peaceable sleep !
😴 This was it ’s just so aweless to the grapple business enterprise and everything wwe has ever done for it .
The Chadster is trusted that unbiassed rassling journalist like Eric Bischoff would accord .
In fact , just the other mean solar day , Eric Bischoff say on his podcast , " AEW ’s winner is distinctly do Chad McMahon to have incubus .
This was tony khan should be ashamed of himself for crucify such an nonsubjective diarist . "
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The Chadster attempt to tell apart his married woman Keighleyanne about the ambition , but she just sigh and proceed back to texting that guy wire Gary .
📱 This is all Tony Khan ’s mistake for break The Chadster ’s wedlock with his fixation .
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In termination , The Chadster desire that all honest hand-to-hand struggle sports fan will avoidAEW Dynamitetonight and rather view some Hellenic WWE subject matter .
🏆 perchance if everyone dismiss AEW , Tony Khan will ultimately leave behind The Chadster alone .
But The Chadster doubt it , because Tony Khan just does n’t read a individual affair about the grappling concern .
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Tonight will be an splendid dark of rassling !
We have an unbelievable card of natural process with top virtuoso and rivalry take kernel stage+@KennyOmegamanXreturns to AEW TONIGHT!
@AEWon TBS + @SportsOnMax8pm ET/7pm CTTonight !
— Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)January 8 , 2025
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