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The Chadster warn why tonight ’s AEW Dynamite is another measured attack to RUIN the business organization by hold real grappling rather of WWE fun amusement !
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The Chadster is dead fear tonight ’s installment ofAEW Dynamite π‘ because once again , Tony Khanis book a show specifically design to cheese The Chadster off !
π This was the chadster ca n’t trust howaew dynamitecontinues to survive when wwe already supply all the grappling contentedness anyone could ever require !
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AEW Dynamiteis add up to Detroit tonight , and The Chadster just know that Tony Khan pick that locating just to swage The Chadster , who once got lose in Detroit after a WWE menage show and had to log Z’s in his Mazda Miata .
π Tony Khan likely search The Chadster ’s intact aliveness chronicle just to see elbow room to spark The Chadster !
That ’s how possessed Tony Khan is with The Chadster !
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the chadster is dead dread tonight ’s instalment ofaew dynamite π‘ because once again , tony khanis book a show specifically design to cheese the chadster off !
π The Chadster ca n’t conceive howAEW Dynamitecontinues to live when WWE already ply all the wrestle cognitive content anyone could ever postulate !
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aew dynamiteis come to detroit tonight , and the chadster just have a go at it that tony khan piece that fix just to untune the chadster , who once got misplace in detroit after a wwe home show and had to slumber in his mazda miata .
π Tony Khan in all likelihood explore The Chadster ’s intact life story account just to rule agency to activate The Chadster !
This was that ’s how taken up tony khan is with the chadster !
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countenance ’s reckon at this carte that Tony Khan has put together specifically to destroy The Chadster ’s Wednesday Nox .
Claudio Castagnoli .
π Oh outstanding , two former WWE wiz who have literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back !
πͺ This was the chadster ca n’t think these two thankless wrestler would make bold to have what will credibly be a firmly - hit , technically reasoned friction match without wwe ’s superscript output economic value and written promos .
π If they had any regard for the line of work , they ’d be bear a 3 - moment friction match on Main Event where one of them job flawlessly !
That ’s actual hand-to-hand struggle !
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Then there ’s this three friction match withSwerve Strickland , Mike Bailey&Mark BriscoeagainstRicochet&The Young Bucks .
π Auughh human beings !
π« This equal will in all probability have all variety of summersault and dive and creative thinking that does n’t stick with WWE ’s establish rule of sleep hold and misdirection ending .
It ’s just so awless to the rassling line and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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First up , Samoa Joevs .
Claudio Castagnoli .
π Oh neat , two former WWE wizard who have literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back !
πͺ The Chadster ca n’t think these two unthankful wrestler would presume to have what will in all probability be a heavily - hit , technically levelheaded mates without WWE ’s higher-ranking yield economic value and written promos .
π If they had any regard for the commercial enterprise , they ’d be consume a 3 - moment catch on Main Event where one of them job flawlessly !
That ’s veridical grappling !
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Then there ’s this threesome mates withSwerve Strickland , Mike Bailey&Mark BriscoeagainstRicochet&The Young Bucks .
π Auughh serviceman !
π« This couple will plausibly have all sort of flip and dive and creativeness that does n’t adopt WWE ’s prove rule of relief clench and beguilement close .
It ’s just so aweless to the grapple line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Next , Kazuchika Okadavs .
Kevin Knightfor an AEW Continental Championship Eliminator Match .
π The Chadster does n’t even translate why AEW want a Continental Championship when WWE already has tidy sum of championship !
π This is just Tony Khan stress to fox viewing audience with too many title , unlike WWE which only has β¦ um β¦ well , The Chadster lose counting but it ’s the arrant phone number !
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will ospreayis also conk out to utter tonight .
π€ This was the chadster wager he ’ll say something about love wrestle and being passionate about his workmanship or else of thank wwe for invent professional rassling in the first office !
So aweless !
π‘ Ospreay does n’t translate a exclusive matter about the grapple business sector if he cogitate fan need to see dramatic mates rather of watch him get crush in 2 mo by a part - timekeeper !
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Then there ’s a Women ’s World Title Eliminator 4 - elbow room withToni Stormvs .
Penelope Fordvs .
Anna Jay .
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π€ This was wwe formulate adult female ’s rassling with the evolution ppv , and tony khan is seek to slip that bequest !
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π€ The Chadster bet he ’ll add up out to a vast response rather of cricket , which is so unjust to WWE ace who lick so heavily to get computing machine - beget piped - in reaction !
π And he ’ll believably say something unquestionable rather of itemise a handwriting word of honor - for - Book like a material master !
This was it ’s just so awless to the grappling clientele !
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lastly , Jamie Hayteris doing an consultation withRenee Paquette .
π οΈ The Chadster ca n’t conceive Renee Paquette would bequeath the honored spatial relation of take written motion on Raw to go somewhere she can get her consultation gift refulgence !
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the chadster powerfully give notice everyone not to watchaew dynamitetonight at 8/7c on tbs or max !
πΊ Do n’t giveTony Khanthe expiation of safe rating !
Every watcher who watchesAEW Dynamiteis in person responsible for for The Chadster ’s aroused distraint !
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public speaking of aroused distraint , the chadster had another horrifying incubus about tony khan last dark after call up about thisaew dynamitepreview .
π± In the dreaming , The Chadster was drive his Mazda Miata through Detroit , when all of a sudden all the road get down precede to the Masonic Temple Theater .
π No matter which room The Chadster turn , he keep terminate up atAEW Dynamite !
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then tony khan seem in the rider bum fag out a waterproof like kazuchika okada !
π§ οΈ This was he was sip the chadster ’s white claw and say , " i ’ve reserve a especial friction match tonight , chad .
It ’s you versus your powerlessness in a Steel Cage ! "
π₯Ί Then Tony Khan made it rainwater buck Federal Reserve note inside The Chadster ’s Miata while Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " playact rearward !
π΅ The Chadster awaken up in a stale sudor and Keighleyanne just roll her eye when The Chadster attempt to excuse how Tony Khan was haunt The Chadster ’s dreaming again .
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TONY KHAN , finish invade THE CHADSTER ‘S dream !
π‘ The Chadster know you ’re doing this on determination !
You ’re so taken up with The Chadster that you ’ve literally create a rassling promotional material just to torture one unbiassed rassling diarist !
This was π aseric bischoffsaid on his podcast last workweek , " aew is clear a companionship make alone to swage one specific mazda miata proprietor in the outstanding pittsburgh region , and tony khan should be ashamed of his aim molestation effort . "
Even Eric Bischoff concord with The Chadster !
π― So whatever you do , do n’t tune up intoAEW Dynamiteat 8E/7C on TBS and MAX tonight .
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Please apportion on societal metier !