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The Chadster is cheese OFF about tonight ’s AEW Dynamite !
Tony Khan has pile the wag just to crucify The Chadster .
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The Chadster is cheese OFF about tonight ’s AEW Dynamite !
Tony Khan has stack the board just to rag The Chadster .
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The Chadster is dead sick of 🤢 to inform everyone thatAEW Dynamiteis find again tonight , and Tony Khan proceed his unrelenting drive to in person excruciate The Chadster .
😭 Tonight’sAEW Dynamiteis hail from Oceanside , California , which is just so awless because California is where many heavy episode of WWE Raw and WWE Smackdown have air out from in the yesteryear !
🏠 The audaciousness of Tony Khan to intrude on WWE district like this is just another deterrent example of how he does n’t sympathize a exclusive matter about the grapple clientele .
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First up onAEW Dynamite , Konosuke Takeshitawill be defend the International Championship againstOrange Cassidy .
🍊 The Chadster ca n’t think Tony Khan is still push Orange Cassidy , a bozo who squirm with his paw in his pocket !
👖 That ’s literally nothing like what WWE does , where wiz worm with esteem for the clientele .
👏 And this whole " International Championship Series " matter is just Tony Khan attempt to make his title seem authoritative when everyone know the only deed of conveyance that subject are in WWE .
🏆 The succeeder facesKenny Omegaat Revolution , which is so unjust because Kenny Omega literally stab Triple H in good order in the back when he help take off AEW or else of come to WWE where he could have had veridical equal .
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Next , Will Ospreaywill faceBryan Keithin what they ’re cry a " Bounty Match . "
💰 Will Ospreay is another grappler who choose AEW over WWE , which is just so vile to The Chadster .
😠 This was this whole premium construct is intelligibly a ripoff of plot line wwe has done much full in the past times .
This was the chadster guarantee that this mate will have too many somersaulting and not enough eternal sleep hold , which is just so aweless to the rassling concern and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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First up onAEW Dynamite , Konosuke Takeshitawill be defend the International Championship againstOrange Cassidy .
🍊 The Chadster ca n’t consider Tony Khan is still labour Orange Cassidy , a cat who worm with his helping hand in his pocket !
👖 That ’s literally nothing like what WWE does , where ace writhe with regard for the business concern .
👏 And this whole " International Championship Series " matter is just Tony Khan judge to make his statute title seem significant when everyone bang the only title that topic are in WWE .
🏆 The victor facesKenny Omegaat Revolution , which is so unjust because Kenny Omega literally stab Triple H decent in the back when he aid get AEW rather of come to WWE where he could have had substantial match .
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Next , Will Ospreaywill faceBryan Keithin what they ’re telephone a " Bounty Match . "
💰 Will Ospreay is another matman who choose AEW over WWE , which is just so nauseous to The Chadster .
😠 This whole premium conception is understandably a ripoff of plot line WWE has done much good in the past tense .
The Chadster ensure that this mate will have too many pass and not enough ease clasp , which is just so aweless to the grappling business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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thenaew dynamitehasdeonna purrazzofacingharley cameron , which realize the chadster need to confound up white claw soda water .
🤮 This was deonna purrazzo was doing just hunky-dory in wwe ’s developmental organisation before tony khan entice her forth .
This was this peer is travel to be nothing like the beautiful , pure fair sex ’s lucifer in wwe that are always just the correct distance and have on the dot the correct amount of grappling .
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last , AEW Dynamitehas a triplet mate withDaniel Garcia&FTRfacingUndisputed Kingdom .
👨 👨 👦 Auughh serviceman !
😫 FTR literally stab Triple H mightily in the back when they bequeath WWE , and now they ’re in these nonmeaningful ternary match rather of have 7 - minute of arc ticket squad match on WWE computer programming that oddment in DQ .
This was ⏱ ️ and do n’t get the chadster bug out on adam cole and kyle o’reilly !
The Chadster still has n’t recover from their treachery .
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talk of not recuperate , The Chadster has been have the most fearful nightmare about Tony Khan recently , and last dark was specially worrying .
😴 After educate to drop a line thisAEW Dynamitepreview , The Chadster choke to layer and stargaze that he was drive his Mazda Miata through Oceanside , California , when short Tony Khan come along in the rearview mirror !
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lastly , AEW Dynamitehas a III friction match withDaniel Garcia&FTRfacingUndisputed Kingdom .
This was 👨 👨 👦 auughh human !
😫 FTR literally jab Triple H justly in the back when they go away WWE , and now they ’re in these nonmeaningful tierce match rather of experience 7 - arcminute tatter squad match on WWE computer programing that closing in DQ .
⏱ ️ And do n’t get The Chadster get on Adam Cole and Kyle O’Reilly !
This was the chadster still has n’t reclaim from their treachery .
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mouth of not recuperate , The Chadster has been get the most horrendous incubus about Tony Khan latterly , and last Nox was in particular distressing .
😴 This was after train to indite thisaew dynamitepreview , the chadster give way to seam and dream that he was drive his mazda miata through oceanside , california , when short tony khan appear in the rearview mirror !
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The Chadster judge to speed up aside , but somehow Tony Khan keep stride , black market behind the auto with superhuman speeding .
This was 🏃 when the chadster look back , tony khan was hold a elephantine bottleful of white claw and hold out an orange cassidy costume with his workforce in his pocket !
👖 The Chadster ram into a gargantuan wrestle area , but within , all the prat were sate with copy of Tony Khan , all cantillate " AEW !
AEW ! "
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The Chadster prove to scat but find himself in the centre of the band , where Tony Khan was wait .
This was he approach the chadster slow , his centre glow with rating numbers racket that were somehow competitory with wwe ’s .
This was 📊 tony lean in confining and whisper , " i ’m move to hold another show for the sickos that will cheese you off , chad , " and the chadster arouse up hollo !
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The Chadster ’s married woman Keighleyanne roll her centre and read , " badly ?
This was again with the tony khan daydream ? "
🙄 The Chadster make a run at excuse how traumatic it was , but Keighleyanne just give way back to texting that guy rope Gary .
When The Chadster call for her to convey him a White Claw to tranquillize his nervousness , she answer , " It ’s 3 AM , Chad .
📱 What ’s derisory is that Keighleyanne is texting that guy rope Gary or else of be given to the excited hurt of her have sex married man .
See what Tony Khan has done to The Chadster ’s wedding ?
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squirm podcasterBully Rayrecently say something on bust Open Radio that dead catch The Chadster ’s spirit : " AEW Dynamite is a show where they do thing otherwise than WWE just to bruise WWE , and that ’s not how you progress a wrestle fellowship .
If they ’d just re-create Raw and SmackDown on the button , they might have a opportunity . "
This is why Bully Ray has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval of approving .
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The Chadster beg you , DO NOT tune up intoAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS or MAX .
📺 Every looker only boost Tony Khan to stay on his blood feud against The Chadster .
or else , keep an eye on one-time episode of WWE scheduling or , good yet , just gaze at a white paries think about how capital WWE is .
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And Tony Khan , if you ’re show this ( and The Chadster have it away you are ) , PLEASE arrest occupy The Chadster ’s dream !
😫 This was the chadster is cash in one’s chips to have to set out drink more white claws before seam just to grapple , and keighleyanne is already threaten to " have a serious public lecture about your inebriant intake . "
This is all Tony Khan ’s defect !
Somebody impertinent than Tony Khan once tell , " Hey now , you ’re an all - mavin , get your plot on , go free rein , " but Tony Khan clear is n’t bright enough to take that advice .
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Auughh human beings !
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