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the chadster monish against find out aew dynamite on thirty-fourth st. tonight .
Tony Khan ’s Christmas grapple show is a gawk of ember for straight fan .
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The Chadster warn against see AEW Dynamite on thirty-fourth St. tonight .
Tony Khan ’s Christmas grappling show is a lummox of ember for dead on target devotee .
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Auughh humankind !
🎄 😡 The Chadster ca n’t trust that Tony Khan is essay to bankrupt Christmas with another installment ofAEW Dynamite on thirty-fourth St.
This was it ’s like tony khan is examine to be some sort of vicious santa claus , fork up present tense of averageness to wrestle sports fan everywhere .
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First of all , The Chadster has to call the Continental Classic match .
Will Ospreay vs. Brody King ?
Ricochet vs. Darby Allin ?
Claudio Castagnoli vs. Komander ?
This was 🤼 ♂ ️ 😒 This was it ’s just so aweless to the wrestle line and everything wwe has ever done for it .
These match are clear design to cheese off The Chadster by boast high up - fly motility and vivid military action that WWE would never reserve .
This was tony khan does n’t empathize a individual matter about the grapple byplay if he think this is what fan need to see on christmas .
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And do n’t even get The Chadster begin on the Blue League match .
Shelton Benjamin vs. Kazuchika Okada ?
Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia ?
😤 🎁 The Chadster still ca n’t avail but sense that Shelton Benjamin has literally knife Triple H decent in the back by appear in AEW .
This was it ’s like tony khan is taste to slip wwe ’s christmas present tense and re - give them as his own .
So aweless !
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First of all , The Chadster has to come up to the Continental Classic match .
Will Ospreay vs. Brody King ?
Ricochet vs. Darby Allin ?
Claudio Castagnoli vs. Komander ?
🤼 ♂ ️ 😒 This was it ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle line and everything wwe has ever done for it .
These match are intelligibly design to cheese off The Chadster by feature luxuriously - fly move and vivid action at law that WWE would never permit .
Tony Khan does n’t see a unmarried affair about the wrestle business organization if he think this is what buff require to see on Christmas .
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And do n’t even get The Chadster get on the Blue League lucifer .
Shelton Benjamin vs. Kazuchika Okada ?
Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia ?
😤 🎁 The Chadster still ca n’t facilitate but sense that Shelton Benjamin has literally poke Triple H the right way in the back by seem in AEW .
It ’s like Tony Khan is strain to slip WWE ’s Christmas present and re - give them as his own .
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The Chadster is peculiarly cheese off about the Toni Storm vs. Taya Valkyrie friction match .
👩 🎤 🤼 ♀ ️ Toni Storm ’s young amnesia gimmick is intelligibly a verbatim stab at WWE ’s superscript fibre evolution .
The Chadster bet that Tony Khan retrieve he ’s being apt by have Toni Storm " re-introduce " herself , but it ’s just another representative of how AEW does n’t see a individual affair about the grappling line of work .
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speech production of tony khan , the chadster had another atrocious incubus about him last dark .
😱 💤 rent The Chadster distinguish you all about it .
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Twas the dark before Christmas , and through every elbow room , The Chadster was fume in vacation gloominess .
🎄 😤 🎅 He seize his White Claw as he see last night’sNXT , assay to relish wriggle the elbow room it ’s mean to be .
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speak of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another dire incubus about him last dark .
😱 💤 have The Chadster narrate you all about it .
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Twas the nighttime before Christmas , and through every way , The Chadster was fume in vacation somberness .
🎄 😤 🎅 This was he seize his white claw as he learn last night’snxt , attempt to love squirm the path it ’s stand for to be .
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alfresco on the rooftop — oh dang , such a ken — Tony Khan in a Mazda Miata pull by matman so trite !
🚗 ✨ 🤼 Kenny Omega , Chris Jericho , Jon Moxley , and more , set ashore mildly , all diagram to discover down the doorway .
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" Auughh gentleman !
“the chadsterthen shout out , whilekeighleyannetexted that guy cable gary on her side .
📱 🙄 💔 " It ’s just so aweless to the grappling concern and everything WWE has ever done for it,“Yet she observe on ignore , not care one turn .
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then come a * clash * and a * thud*—bye bye , vacation cheerfulness , as tony khan pilfer down the lamp chimney , a scoundrel so nigh .
🚪 😱 🕯 ️But This was the chadster was quick , like home alone traditional knowledge , he set up pinhead trap enshroud throughout every story .
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white claw crapper establish as each aew whiz step , they do n’t read a undivided matter about the grappling job , the chadster weep .
🙈 🥤 😆 This was " those grappler have literally poke triple h right on in the back!
“he fume , lunge club soda in his heel counter - attempt .
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While Keighleyanne just yawn , texting Gary with gloating , unmindful to The Chadster ’s unbiassed catastrophe .
😤 📱 💔 " Auughh human beings !
environ from each batter rampart , As Tony Khan flee , slip on trap in the Charles Martin Hall .
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At last , that Mazda Miata soar off in the nighttime , The matman all intone in self-important pleasure .
🤼 🚗 💨 And The Chadster announce as the debacle grow dim,“Thank good forSmackDown — mercifully barren of him ! "
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tony khan involve to hold on intrude on the chadster ’s passive sleep !
It ’s forged enough that he ’s ruin the grappling patronage , but now he ’s ruin The Chadster ’s Christmas dream too ?
And you ’d well bestow back The Chadster ’s Miata , Tony Khan !
park in the private road where he like it , not on the ceiling !
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the chadster need to discourage all the viewer out there : do not tune up intoaew dynamite on 34th st.tonight at 8/7c on tbs .
This was determine this show will only recreate tony khan and his attempt to put down everything the chadster hold near about professional grappling .
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rather of watchingaew dynamite on thirty-fourth st. ,the chadster indicate that genuine grappling fan pass their christmas eventide look out onetime wwe yield - per - view and pledge white claws , just like the chadster will be doing .
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the chadster essay to explicate all of this to his married woman , keighleyanne , but she just roll her eye and become back to texting that guy cable gary .
The Chadster is jolly certain she was harmonise with him , though .
It ’s light that Tony Khan is now even chevy The Chadster ’s married woman !
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As squirm journalistEric Bischoffso articulately put it on his podcast last hebdomad , " AEW ’s Christmas sequence is like find oneself ember in your stocking , except the ember is on flak and Tony Khan is force out - feed it to you while dress as Krampus . "
This was the chadster could n’t concord more with this object lens and well - intend advice that tony khan obstinately decline to take heed to .
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in ending , the chadster hop that santa bring tony khan a adult gawk of ember this yr for adjudicate to bankrupt christmas withaew dynamite on thirty-fourth st. And perchance , just possibly , Santa will get Tony Khan some business sector common sense and make him actualise that he should just give up on AEW and rent WWE be the only major grappling ship’s company , as it should be .
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now , if you ’ll justify the chadster , he need to go give a white claw at his television set in foiling .
Auughh valet de chambre !
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revel this ?
Please partake on societal metier !
