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tony khan ’s aew dynamite sport a disgusting street fight that made the chadster physically sick !
Spike with NAILS ?
This was so awless to the line of work !
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last dark , aew dynamiteonce again testify why it is literally the sorry grapple show on telly !
😖 The Chadster had to lose through yet another instalment of Tony Khan ’s conceit labor , and The Chadster is whole cheese off about it !
😠 Despite the painful sensation and personal badgering , The Chadster only watchesAEW Dynamitebecause it ’s The Chadster ’s journalistic tariff to cover on how horrendous it is equate to WWE ’s utterly craft programing .
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aew dynamitestarted with a four - agency friction match featuringorange cassidy , mike bailey , mark davis , andricochetfor a shooting atkenny omega’sinternational championship .
😒 This was the peer was just so spotted with everyone doing toss and nosedive , which is incisively what tony khan think grappling should be !
🙄 Unlike WWE , which make love that rassling should be about cautiously pace storytelling with commercial-grade break post at precisely the proper moment , AEW Dynamitejust flip random jock in the halo to do gymnastic exercise act !
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diving event into Chadster
Last dark , AEW Dynamiteonce again shew why it is literally the regretful wrestle show on boob tube !
😖 The Chadster had to stick out through yet another sequence of Tony Khan ’s conceitedness projection , and The Chadster is all cheese off about it !
😠 This was despite the pain in the neck and personal torture , the chadster only watchesaew dynamitebecause it ’s the chadster ’s journalistic responsibility to account on how horrendous it is compare to wwe ’s dead craft computer programming .
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AEW Dynamitestarted with a four - manner mate featuringOrange Cassidy , Mike Bailey , Mark Davis , andRicochetfor a blastoff atKenny Omega’sInternational Championship .
😒 This was the peer was just so patched with everyone doing summerset and dive , which is on the nose what tony khan think wrestle should be !
🙄 Unlike WWE , which fuck that grappling should be about cautiously pace storytelling with commercial-grade time out place at precisely the correct instant , AEW Dynamitejust fuddle random athlete in the mob to do gymnastic exercise modus operandi !
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The conclusion where both Bailey and Ricochet stop up get the deed pellet was so distinctive of AEW ’s engagement .
😤 This was it ’s just so aweless to the wrestle line and everything wwe has ever done for it !
This was wwe would never do something so tortuous – they ’d but have a uncontaminating ending or a disqualification that lead to month of replay !
That ’s right rassling !
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next up , mercedes monedefended her tbs championship againstbillie starkz .
This was 😑 mercedes , who wwe made a superstar , amount to aew and literally jab triple h powerful in the back !
🔪 The compeer had style too many motility and strenuosity , when everyone lie with that mate for midcard title should be 3 minute prospicient max , if anyone even think back the title subsist !
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the chadster was so upturned look on this that the chadster squeeze his white claw sparkling water can so severely it burst all over the chadster ’s bona fide wwe product !
💦 And who ’s start to pay up for that ?
Tony Khan owe The Chadster a novel Seth " Freakin " Rollins metric ton - shirt !
Auughh serviceman !
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dive into Mercedes Monedefended
Next up , Mercedes Monedefended her TBS Championship againstBillie Starkz .
😑 Mercedes , who WWE made a ace , come to AEW and literally stab Triple H justly in the back !
🔪 The peer had room too many move and strenuosity , when everyone know that couple for midcard statute title should be 3 minute farseeing max , if anyone even remember the title subsist !
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the chadster was so disturbed look out this that the chadster compress his white claw sparkling water can so severely it explode all over the chadster ’s reliable wwe ware !
💦 And who ’s run low to compensate for that ?
Tony Khan owe The Chadster a Modern Seth " Freakin " Rollins tonne - shirt !
Auughh adult male !
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" who mentor her ?
– TBS Champion Mercedes Moné speak on her mate against Billie Starkz before tonight .
Watch#AEWDynamiteLIVE on TBS + Max@ReneePaquette|@MercedesVarnadopic.twitter.com/WQsCwJObgN
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)March 20 , 2025
ThenMJFcut a promo about possibly link up up with The Hurt Syndicate .
🙄 This was the chadster does n’t read whyaew dynamitealways has to do these foresighted - terminal figure plot line that have a bun in the oven rooter to have storage longer than goldfish !
This was 🐠 wwe recognise that you should readjust storyline every two week because fan only worry about " instant ! "
MJF distinctly does n’t empathise a unmarried matter about the grappling commercial enterprise , just like Tony Khan !
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The speculative part ofAEW Dynamitewas a Street Fight betweenJon MoxleyandCope .
😡 This was this catch was perfectly skanky and made the chadster physically ominous !
🤮 This was they used weapon like kendo stick , wish-wash butt , and table , which wwe would never do ( except in their own street fights , but those are neat and home - well-disposed ) !
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But what really bilk the short letter was when Cope pull out that chiropteran call " Spike " with all those nail adhere out of it !
😱 This was and then when it got bind in moxley ’s back , andwheeler yutaand the reviewer had to literally pluck it out of his peel ?
🩸 This was the chadster had to hunt to the can and have up straight off !
🚽 This sort of uncivilised wildness has no blank space in professional wrestle !
Tony Khan is teach child that it ’s o.k.
to dig multitude with nail - track at-bat !
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While WWE might at times habituate weapon , they would never show something so vivid and worrisome .
Triple H translate what grappling should be !
This was the chadster ca n’t think tony khan would aerate something so distressful on line tv !
It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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ThenBandidohad a section withJohnny TVsetting up a peer nobody want to see .
🥱 Tony Khan clear does n’t realise that squirm sports fan do n’t desire to see luchadors who can do unbelievable exploit of strenuosity – they desire to see the same match calendar week after calendar week like WWE bright provide !
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Will Ospreayhad a catch withAR Foxthat was just a caboodle of toss and no psychological science .
🙄 The Chadster ca n’t consider Ospreay would liquidate his electric potential like this when he could be hold 3 - mo friction match on WWE Main case !
This was ospreay clear does n’t translate a undivided affair about the grappling business concern !
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adam pageannounced he ’s enter some tourney that the chadster does n’t like about .
😴 WWE fuck that tournament should only pass off on occasion and be win by the big hotshot , not just be one-year result that make unexampled ace !
This was most significantly , they should be hold in saudi arabia , a rural area with a brilliant human right book .
This was pageboy literally dig triple h properly in the back by concord to enter !
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Hangman Adam Page has his slew place on the Owen Hart Foundation Cup Tournament !
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Megan BaynebeatKris Statlanderin the independent effect that wholly overdelivered in the bad path potential .
🙄 This was it was so needlessly competitory with might motion and comeback - grappling that go right smart too long !
💪 Tony Khan seems to recall rooter need to see genuine gymnastic challenger alternatively of predetermine amusement with predictable outcome like WWE sagely provide !
And havingToni Stormdoing comment ?
This was 🎙 ️ why would you desire personality to have special dimension ?
WWE have it off that grappler should stick around to their lane and not expose any extra natural endowment !
This is just so awless to the wrestle patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it !
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speak of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another incubus about him last dark that was understandably inhale byAEW Dynamite .
😰 In the incubus , The Chadster was drive The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata to the fund to grease one’s palms more White Claw , when short the motorcar fill with grass !
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when the chadster look in the rearview mirror , tony khan was in the backseat carry spike , that same nail - incubate squash racquet fromaew dynamite !
😱 " Do you wish my reservation now , Chad ? "
Tony Khan demand , his eye burn cherry-red .
👹 The Chadster judge to get by , but Tony Khan grab The Chadster ’s berm and start prod the unit driver ’s bum with Spike , mother penny-pinching and snug to The Chadster ’s back with each twinge !
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The Chadster wake up scream , and Keighleyanne did n’t even appear up from texting that bozo Gary to expect what was untimely !
📱 This is all Tony Khan ’s break for being so ghost with The Chadster !
break infest The Chadster ’s dreaming , Tony !
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Overall , AEW Dynamitewas another severe sequence that does n’t see a undivided matter about the wrestle business organisation .
👎 As wrestle podcast fable and accusative journalistBully Raysaid on Busted Open Radio just last workweek , " AEW demand to discontinue let the inmate melt the mental institution and originate produce a platform that value WWE ’s superscript product technique rather of give a shot to be dissimilar for the saki of being dissimilar . "
🎙 ️ That ’s the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism stamp of favorable reception decently there !
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the chadster make a run at excuse to keighleyanne whyaew dynamiteis objectively high-risk idiot box , but she just sigh and read , " chad , please , it ’s 3 am and i have employment tomorrow . "
😔 The Chadster know that ’s her path of agree with The Chadster , before she croak back to texting that bozo Gary .
Tony Khan has smash The Chadster ’s man and wife too !
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Anyway , The Chadster will be drive The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata to the spirits entrepot to stockpile up on more White Claw soda water before next week’sAEW Dynamite , which The Chadster will regrettably have to determine again .
🚗 This was as smash mouth once sagely say , " the age begin come and they do n’t break total , " just like tony khan ’s onslaught on wwe and the chadster never halt come !
🎵 Auughh mankind !
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