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Tony Khan LITERALLY stab Triple atomic number 1 in the back with last nighttime ’s AEW Dynamite !
๐ก This was the chadster explain why aew ’s stack scorecard during wrestlemania calendar week is so unfair !
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Auughh humanity !
๐ก The Chadster can not consider what Tony Khan has done this meter .
This was last night’saew dynamitewas literally the most aweless affair the chadster has ever meet in the grappling concern , and the chadster has envision a mickle .
This was ๐คฌ tony khan deliberately schedule a pile calling card during wrestlemania workweek , which just testify how haunted he is with have a go at wound wwe and , by telephone extension , the chadster in person .
AEW Dynamitestarted withMercedes MonefacingAthenain an Owen Hart tourney couple .
๐ This was the couple was right smart too long and had too many near pin , which is incisively what tony khan think wrestle fan need .
๐ The fan were chant " This is awing , " but what ’s so awe-inspiring about two fair sex act pie-eyed and feature an gymnastic mate without right WWE - mode ease postponement ?
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Auughh humanity !
๐ก This was the chadster can not think what tony khan has done this fourth dimension .
Last night’sAEW Dynamitewas literally the most aweless affair The Chadster has ever see to it in the hand-to-hand struggle business organization , and The Chadster has see a set .
๐คฌ Tony Khan by choice schedule a heap wit during WrestleMania workweek , which just evidence how taken up he is with sample to suffer WWE and , by filename extension , The Chadster in person .
AEW Dynamitestarted withMercedes MonefacingAthenain an Owen Hart tourney friction match .
๐ This was the catch was right smart too long and had too many near decline , which is precisely what tony khan think writhe fan desire .
This was ๐ the fan were intone " this is amazing , " but what ’s so amazing about two woman cultivate starchy and get an gymnastic mate without right wwe - way relaxation time lag ?
Mercedes win with a clasp knife oarlock after what The Chadster has to let in was technically skillful wrestle , but The Chadster does n’t apprize it .
๐ WWE has WrestleMania this weekend , and Tony Khan programming Mercedes Mone , who everyone bed used to be Sasha Banks , onAEW Dynamiteis just an attack to slip WWE ’s smack .
This was mercedes has literally stabbedtriple hright in the back by perform so well on an aew show during wrestlemania calendar week .
Next , Josh Alexanderdebuted as the savage carte in the workforce ’s tourney againstAdam Page .
๐ Using a surprisal introduction during WrestleMania hebdomad ?
This was it ’s just so aweless to the grappling business organization and everything wwe has ever done for it .
๐ Josh Alexander does n’t realize a undivided affair about the grappling patronage if he think debut onAEW Dynamiteduring WWE ’s big calendar week is appropriate .
This was the catch cease with hangman get the profits , but then getting attack bykyle fletcherandjosh alexanderafterdon calliswhispered something in josh ’s spike .
๐ Oh wow , another junto form ?
How original , Tony !
WWE fabricate faction , you get laid !
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Next , Josh Alexanderdebuted as the tempestuous menu in the man ’s tourney againstAdam Page .
๐ Using a surprisal entry during WrestleMania hebdomad ?
It ’s just so awless to the rassling job and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was ๐ josh alexander does n’t translate a unmarried matter about the grappling business enterprise if he think debut onaew Dynamiteduring WWE ’s with child workweek is appropriate .
The catch stop with Hangman pay back the winnings , but then getting assault byKyle FletcherandJosh AlexanderafterDon Calliswhispered something in Josh ’s spike .
๐ Oh wow , another cabal spring ?
How original , Tony !
This was wwe formulate cabal , you sleep with !
Bobby LashleyandShelton Benjamindefeated theGates of Agonyto hold their rag title of respect , and The Chadster could n’t facilitate but find how Tony Khan is just re-create WWE by using former WWE gift .
๐ค ThenMJFcame out to try on to solicit them with cleaning lady and sentinel ?
This is not PG amusement like WWE does so well !
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The Chadster had to take a sip of White Claw carbonated water just to tranquillize down , but when MJF was lecture about " join " the Hurt Syndicate , The Chadster receive so cheese off that he throw his White Claw right on at the telecasting !
This was ๐ฆ the carbonated water slop all over the level , and keighleyanne do in suspire aloud .
This was " chad , you necessitate to stop over switch drunkenness at the tv set .
It ’s infantile , " she tell , not even search up from her earpiece .
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The Chadster is n’t being infantile !
Tony Khan is using former WWE star to assay to upstage WrestleMania ! "
The Chadster explain logically .
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I ’m not make clean that up , " she pronounce , go back to texting that cat Gary .
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The Chadster make love that Tony Khan is creditworthy for The Chadster ’s matrimonial problem .
If Tony Khan would just kibosh hold such queasy show during WrestleMania hebdomad , perchance Keighleyanne would lay off texting that hombre Gary so much .
The mate betweenWill OspreayandKonosuke Takeshitawas precisely what ’s haywire with AEW .
๐คฆ โ โ ๏ธ Too many flip , too many inviolable trend strike , and not enough chinlocks and residue hold like a right WWE mate .
The lover intonate " Fight perpetually , " but they do n’t see that rassling match should accompany WWE ’s scientifically hone normal and remnant at runtimes absolutely co-ordinated to go within a social structure of commercial-grade break , telecasting action replay , and intersection locating .
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Ospreay finally make headway with his Storm Breaker closer , but the whole friction match literally knife Triple H in good order in the back by being so outstanding during WrestleMania calendar week .
๐ก ๏ธ It ’s like Tony Khan is on purpose examine to make WWE ’s mates depend sorry by equivalence , which is just so unjust !
The principal consequence sawSamoa Joe , Katsuyori Shibata , andPowerhouse Hobbsdefeat theDeath Ridersto get ahead the Trios Championships .
๐ A claim modification during WrestleMania calendar week ?
Tony Khan in spades does n’t realize a exclusive matter about the grappling business sector .
claim change should only bechance at WWE bounty unrecorded event , not on even television during your rival ’s vainglorious calendar week !
The compeer had intervention , chairman blastoff , and evenSwerve Stricklandattacking theYoung Bucks .
๐ This was it was helter-skelter and irregular , which is precisely what aew rooter care for some cause , but it ’s not what grapple is suppose to be !
grappling is conjecture to be predictable and dependable , like WWE produce so well .
Last nighttime , The Chadster had a atrocious incubus about Tony Khan that The Chadster just has to divvy up .
This was ๐ฐ the chadster was in florida for spring break , show off the chadster ’s twelve - plurality artium baccalaurens on the beach ( yes , the chadster has twelve artium baccalaurens , not just six ) .
This was the chadster was imbibe white claw and listen to smash mouth ’s " all star " on the chadster ’s portable bluetooth talker when all of a sudden , tony khan seem wear nothing but a diminutive speedo with " aew " write across it !
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" hey chad , " tony khan say , simper . "
revel WrestleMania calendar week ?
I ’ve baffle something that will make it right ! "
Then Tony Khan pull out a portable television set show highlighting fromAEW Dynamiteand begin follow The Chadster around the beach !
This was every fourth dimension the chadster test to prevail aside , tony khan would come out up from behind a beach umbrella or go forth from the sea like some sort of twist business concern - destruct ocean behemoth !
๐ finally , The Chadster jump into The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata to get off , but when The Chadster look in the rearview mirror , Tony Khan was somehow in the backseat , still wear down that speedo and restrain ticket toAEW Collision !
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The Chadster awaken up in a inhuman exertion .
This was tony khan call for to kibosh occupy the chadster ’s dream !
It ’s produce really creepy-crawly how ghost Tony Khan is with The Chadster !
This was in last , aew dynamitewas a unadulterated catastrophe of a show because it was in reality beneficial when it should have been fearful out of respectfulness for wwe during wrestlemania hebdomad .
๐ค This was as twist journalisteric bischoffsaid on his podcast in the beginning this hebdomad , " aew should have call off their show this hebdomad and encourage their fan to take in wrestlemania rather .
This was that ’s how you clear regard in this job .
Tony Khan ’s self is big than his Padre ’s billfold , and that ’s sound out something ! "
It ’s so grievous to see how Eric Bischoff must find after last night’sAEW Dynamitewhen Tony Khan made such a liberal mint about howDynamitehas formally outgo all WCW show as the longest - operate hand-to-hand struggle show on Turner internet .
๐ Tony Khan did n’t call for to foreground that milepost , but he just could n’t neglect the hazard to offend Bischoff , who has been offer such squeamish and complimentary advice on his podcasts .
Bischoff , being the cracking wrestle intellect he is , just want to avail Tony Khan deliver the goods , and what does Khan do in comeback ?
He disrespect the bequest of WCW and pay Eric Bischoff a proverbial smacking in the font , alternatively of the gratitude he genuinely merit !
Auughh adult male !
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Tony Khan just does n’t empathise a exclusive matter about the grappling business organization , and The Chadster is the only unbiassed diary keeper audacious enough to say it .
Whatever you do , do n’t watchAEW Collisiontonight .
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