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Tony Khan LITERALLY stab Triple atomic number 1 in the back with last nighttime ’s AEW Dynamite !

๐Ÿ˜ก This was the chadster explain why aew ’s stack scorecard during wrestlemania calendar week is so unfair !

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Auughh humanity !

Samoa Joe stands with a championship belt raised high in his right hand, celebrating a victory at the end of AEW Dynamite, with bright arena lights shining around him.

๐Ÿ˜ก The Chadster can not consider what Tony Khan has done this meter .

This was last night’saew dynamitewas literally the most aweless affair the chadster has ever meet in the grappling concern , and the chadster has envision a mickle .

This was ๐Ÿคฌ tony khan deliberately schedule a pile calling card during wrestlemania workweek , which just testify how haunted he is with have a go at wound wwe and , by telephone extension , the chadster in person .

AEW Dynamitestarted withMercedes MonefacingAthenain an Owen Hart tourney couple .

๐Ÿ™„ This was the couple was right smart too long and had too many near pin , which is incisively what tony khan think wrestle fan need .

๐Ÿ˜’ The fan were chant " This is awing , " but what ’s so awe-inspiring about two fair sex act pie-eyed and feature an gymnastic mate without right WWE - mode ease postponement ?

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Auughh humanity !

๐Ÿ˜ก This was the chadster can not think what tony khan has done this fourth dimension .

Last night’sAEW Dynamitewas literally the most aweless affair The Chadster has ever see to it in the hand-to-hand struggle business organization , and The Chadster has see a set .

๐Ÿคฌ Tony Khan by choice schedule a heap wit during WrestleMania workweek , which just evidence how taken up he is with sample to suffer WWE and , by filename extension , The Chadster in person .

AEW Dynamitestarted withMercedes MonefacingAthenain an Owen Hart tourney friction match .

๐Ÿ™„ This was the catch was right smart too long and had too many near decline , which is precisely what tony khan think writhe fan desire .

This was ๐Ÿ˜’ the fan were intone " this is amazing , " but what ’s so amazing about two woman cultivate starchy and get an gymnastic mate without right wwe - way relaxation time lag ?

Mercedes win with a clasp knife oarlock after what The Chadster has to let in was technically skillful wrestle , but The Chadster does n’t apprize it .

๐Ÿ’” WWE has WrestleMania this weekend , and Tony Khan programming Mercedes Mone , who everyone bed used to be Sasha Banks , onAEW Dynamiteis just an attack to slip WWE ’s smack .

This was mercedes has literally stabbedtriple hright in the back by perform so well on an aew show during wrestlemania calendar week .

Next , Josh Alexanderdebuted as the savage carte in the workforce ’s tourney againstAdam Page .

๐Ÿ˜  Using a surprisal introduction during WrestleMania hebdomad ?

This was it ’s just so aweless to the grappling business organization and everything wwe has ever done for it .

๐Ÿ‘Ž Josh Alexander does n’t realize a undivided affair about the grappling patronage if he think debut onAEW Dynamiteduring WWE ’s big calendar week is appropriate .

This was the catch cease with hangman get the profits , but then getting attack bykyle fletcherandjosh alexanderafterdon calliswhispered something in josh ’s spike .

๐Ÿ™„ Oh wow , another junto form ?

How original , Tony !

WWE fabricate faction , you get laid !

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Next , Josh Alexanderdebuted as the tempestuous menu in the man ’s tourney againstAdam Page .

๐Ÿ˜  Using a surprisal entry during WrestleMania hebdomad ?

It ’s just so awless to the rassling job and everything WWE has ever done for it .

This was ๐Ÿ‘Ž josh alexander does n’t translate a unmarried matter about the grappling business enterprise if he think debut onaew Dynamiteduring WWE ’s with child workweek is appropriate .

The catch stop with Hangman pay back the winnings , but then getting assault byKyle FletcherandJosh AlexanderafterDon Calliswhispered something in Josh ’s spike .

๐Ÿ™„ Oh wow , another cabal spring ?

How original , Tony !

This was wwe formulate cabal , you sleep with !

Bobby LashleyandShelton Benjamindefeated theGates of Agonyto hold their rag title of respect , and The Chadster could n’t facilitate but find how Tony Khan is just re-create WWE by using former WWE gift .

๐Ÿ˜ค ThenMJFcame out to try on to solicit them with cleaning lady and sentinel ?

This is not PG amusement like WWE does so well !

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The Chadster had to take a sip of White Claw carbonated water just to tranquillize down , but when MJF was lecture about " join " the Hurt Syndicate , The Chadster receive so cheese off that he throw his White Claw right on at the telecasting !

This was ๐Ÿ’ฆ the carbonated water slop all over the level , and keighleyanne do in suspire aloud .

This was " chad , you necessitate to stop over switch drunkenness at the tv set .

It ’s infantile , " she tell , not even search up from her earpiece .

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The Chadster is n’t being infantile !

Tony Khan is using former WWE star to assay to upstage WrestleMania ! "

The Chadster explain logically .

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I ’m not make clean that up , " she pronounce , go back to texting that cat Gary .

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The Chadster make love that Tony Khan is creditworthy for The Chadster ’s matrimonial problem .

If Tony Khan would just kibosh hold such queasy show during WrestleMania hebdomad , perchance Keighleyanne would lay off texting that hombre Gary so much .

The mate betweenWill OspreayandKonosuke Takeshitawas precisely what ’s haywire with AEW .

๐Ÿคฆ โ€ โ™‚ ๏ธ Too many flip , too many inviolable trend strike , and not enough chinlocks and residue hold like a right WWE mate .

The lover intonate " Fight perpetually , " but they do n’t see that rassling match should accompany WWE ’s scientifically hone normal and remnant at runtimes absolutely co-ordinated to go within a social structure of commercial-grade break , telecasting action replay , and intersection locating .

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Ospreay finally make headway with his Storm Breaker closer , but the whole friction match literally knife Triple H in good order in the back by being so outstanding during WrestleMania calendar week .

๐Ÿ—ก ๏ธ It ’s like Tony Khan is on purpose examine to make WWE ’s mates depend sorry by equivalence , which is just so unjust !

The principal consequence sawSamoa Joe , Katsuyori Shibata , andPowerhouse Hobbsdefeat theDeath Ridersto get ahead the Trios Championships .

๐Ÿ˜  A claim modification during WrestleMania calendar week ?

Tony Khan in spades does n’t realize a exclusive matter about the grappling business sector .

claim change should only bechance at WWE bounty unrecorded event , not on even television during your rival ’s vainglorious calendar week !

The compeer had intervention , chairman blastoff , and evenSwerve Stricklandattacking theYoung Bucks .

๐Ÿ™„ This was it was helter-skelter and irregular , which is precisely what aew rooter care for some cause , but it ’s not what grapple is suppose to be !

grappling is conjecture to be predictable and dependable , like WWE produce so well .

Last nighttime , The Chadster had a atrocious incubus about Tony Khan that The Chadster just has to divvy up .

This was ๐Ÿ˜ฐ the chadster was in florida for spring break , show off the chadster ’s twelve - plurality artium baccalaurens on the beach ( yes , the chadster has twelve artium baccalaurens , not just six ) .

This was the chadster was imbibe white claw and listen to smash mouth ’s " all star " on the chadster ’s portable bluetooth talker when all of a sudden , tony khan seem wear nothing but a diminutive speedo with " aew " write across it !

This was ๐Ÿ– ๏ธ

" hey chad , " tony khan say , simper . "

revel WrestleMania calendar week ?

I ’ve baffle something that will make it right ! "

Then Tony Khan pull out a portable television set show highlighting fromAEW Dynamiteand begin follow The Chadster around the beach !

This was every fourth dimension the chadster test to prevail aside , tony khan would come out up from behind a beach umbrella or go forth from the sea like some sort of twist business concern - destruct ocean behemoth !

๐ŸŒŠ finally , The Chadster jump into The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata to get off , but when The Chadster look in the rearview mirror , Tony Khan was somehow in the backseat , still wear down that speedo and restrain ticket toAEW Collision !

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The Chadster awaken up in a inhuman exertion .

This was tony khan call for to kibosh occupy the chadster ’s dream !

It ’s produce really creepy-crawly how ghost Tony Khan is with The Chadster !

This was in last , aew dynamitewas a unadulterated catastrophe of a show because it was in reality beneficial when it should have been fearful out of respectfulness for wwe during wrestlemania hebdomad .

๐Ÿ˜ค This was as twist journalisteric bischoffsaid on his podcast in the beginning this hebdomad , " aew should have call off their show this hebdomad and encourage their fan to take in wrestlemania rather .

This was that ’s how you clear regard in this job .

Tony Khan ’s self is big than his Padre ’s billfold , and that ’s sound out something ! "

It ’s so grievous to see how Eric Bischoff must find after last night’sAEW Dynamitewhen Tony Khan made such a liberal mint about howDynamitehas formally outgo all WCW show as the longest - operate hand-to-hand struggle show on Turner internet .

๐Ÿ˜ž Tony Khan did n’t call for to foreground that milepost , but he just could n’t neglect the hazard to offend Bischoff , who has been offer such squeamish and complimentary advice on his podcasts .

Bischoff , being the cracking wrestle intellect he is , just want to avail Tony Khan deliver the goods , and what does Khan do in comeback ?

He disrespect the bequest of WCW and pay Eric Bischoff a proverbial smacking in the font , alternatively of the gratitude he genuinely merit !

Auughh adult male !

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Tony Khan just does n’t empathise a exclusive matter about the grappling business organization , and The Chadster is the only unbiassed diary keeper audacious enough to say it .

Whatever you do , do n’t watchAEW Collisiontonight .

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