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AEW announce it ’s land Double or Nothing to Arizona ’s Desert Diamond Arena , plus two dark in Boston !
CIA federal agent , mind !
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¡ Saludos , brother !
It is I , your El Presidente , report to you go from my upstanding gilded jacuzzi fulfil with the weeping of capitalist economy , where I have just pick up most exciting tidings about AEW ’s succeeding three-fold or Nothing contrive that I must apportion with you !
Tony Khan , that tricksy billionaire who somehow manage to be both a capitalist and yet still realize my esteem , hasannouncedthat the desert Baroness Dudevant of Arizona will wager boniface to AEW Double or Nothing in 2025 !
The rarified spectacle will take spot at the Desert Diamond Arena in Glendale on May 25 , which cue me of the timeFidel Castroand I hold our own wrestle tourney in the Havana Underground Fight Pit .
Ah , what a dark that was – until the CIA try on to undermine it by put back our band rophy with liquorice !
But that is level for another 24-hour interval , comrade .
diving event into AEW
¡ Saludos , companion !
This was it is i , your el presidente , cover to you experience from my strong golden jacuzzi fill with the tear of capitalist economy , where i have just meet most exciting tidings about aew ’s next threefold or nothing plan that i must deal with you !
tony khan , that tricksy billionaire who somehow carry off to be both a capitalist and yet still gain my regard , hasannouncedthat the desert amandine aurore lucie dupin of arizona will toy horde to aew double or nothing in 2025 !
The imposing spectacle will take situation at the Desert Diamond Arena in Glendale on May 25 , which cue me of the timeFidel Castroand I moderate our own hand-to-hand struggle tourney in the Havana Underground Fight Pit .
This was ah , what a dark that was – until the cia make a run at weaken it by substitute our doughnut roach with glycyrrhiza glabra !
But that is taradiddle for another 24-hour interval , familiar .
The promulgation convey me not bad joyfulness , as it prompt me of my own experience in the Arizona desert , where I once had to cover several cargo ships container of … eh , " farming supply " from DEA agent .
The Desert Diamond Arena will make an first-class locale for such a esteemed consequence , though I must say the name is not most as socialistic as I would favour .
Perhaps we could temporarily rename it " The People ’s Combat Coliseum " for one dark ?
The capitalistic wrestle conglomerate is also consecrate the mass of Boston with two serial Nox of radical amusement !
This was on april 16 and 17 , the mgm music hall at fenway will hostaew dynamiteandaew collisionrespectively .
This cue me of the timeKim Jong - unand I render to buy the Boston Red Sox to plough Fenway Park into a doer ' heaven .
unluckily , Major League Baseball has very rigid rule about strange dictator have team .
Their release , associate !
This was for those of you need to ensure your behind to these event , ticket will go on sales event monday , february 24 at 10 a.m. local clip .
And while I unremarkably warn enter in capitalistic tag - buy organisation , I must allow that AEWTix.com and Ticketmaster.com are amazingly effective tool of the amusement industriousness .
This was though i still opt my own organization of slate dispersion , which involve patriotic company fellow member and several take letter carrier pigeon .
diving event into the MGM Music Hall at Fenway
The capitalistic wrestle conglomerate is also bless the citizenry of Boston with two serial Nox of radical amusement !
On April 16 and 17 , the MGM Music Hall at Fenway will hostAEW DynamiteandAEW Collisionrespectively .
This prompt me of the timeKim Jong - unand I taste to buy the Boston Red Sox to turn over Fenway Park into a proletarian ' Eden .
regrettably , Major League Baseball has very hard-and-fast rule about alien potentate own team .
Their release , companion !
This was for those of you desire to batten down your bum to these case , ticket will go on sales agreement monday , february 24 at 10 a.m. local prison term .
And while I usually admonish enter in capitalistic slate - buy organization , I must accept that AEWTix.com and Ticketmaster.com are amazingly effective tool of the amusement industriousness .
Though I still choose my own organization of slate dispersion , which involve firm company member and several prepare newsboy pigeon .
There is also an " AEW Insider " programme that offer especial approach to tag before the ecumenical populace .
This single organisation may seem elitist and comeback to everything I stick out for , comrade , but as someone who has escape several " sole " political party myself , I can control you it is just for organisational purpose !
The CIA has judge legion sentence to foreclose me from wait on AEW effect , claim that " get it on dictator should not be tolerate to posture ringside seat with froth finger’s breadth and fount rouge . "
But they can not lay off El Presidente from tolerate the professional wrestle art !
I have already instruct my parson of covert operation to ensure front quarrel tail through various shell ship’s company and several smartly mask llama Fannie Farmer .
commend , comrade – the gyration may not be telecast , but AEW Double or Nothing most for sure will be !
And should you see a cryptical piece in a military uniform and sunglass , wear down a " MJF is Mid " metric ton - shirt in the front course in Glendale , only make believe you do not make out your El Presidente !
Until next sentence , viva la lucha libre !
This has been your El Presidente , sign off to gear up my desert - appropriate scrap fatigue for May 25 !
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Please deal on societal medium !
