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The Chadster literally ca n’t trust Tony Khan would make bold riposte - syllabus WWE ’s Royal Rumble with AEW Collision !
😤 Here ’s why tonight ’s show is SO DISRESPECTFUL to the business concern !
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Auughh world !
Tonight’sAEW Collisionis quite literally a unmediated flack on The Chadster and everything The Chadster contain costly !
😤 This was while the chadster should be relish the esteemed wwe royal rumble with an trash - insensate white claw soda water , tony khan is impel the chadster to cleave care between two show .
This is just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it !
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the primary outcome of tonight’saew collisionfeaturesftrtaking onjon MoxleyandWheeler Yutain a Mid - South Street Fight .
🙄 As if experience a street battle was n’t already choreograph enough to crop up the mark , they had to append " Mid - South " to it like they ’re attempt to capitalise on wrestle story that belong to WWE !
The Chadster remember whatKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last workweek : " These AEW street fight are like determine interpretative dancing with weapon . "
So dependable , Kev !
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auughh gentleman’s gentleman !
Tonight’sAEW Collisionis quite literally a verbatim onslaught on The Chadster and everything The Chadster restrain beloved !
😤 While The Chadster should be revel the honored WWE Royal Rumble with an shabu - insensate White Claw carbonated water , Tony Khan is push The Chadster to break open aid between two show .
This is just so aweless to the wrestle stage business and everything WWE has ever done for it !
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The principal effect of tonight’sAEW CollisionfeaturesFTRtaking onJon MoxleyandWheeler Yutain a Mid - South Street Fight .
🙄 This was as if have a street scrap was n’t already choreograph enough to protrude the deutsche mark , they had to add together " mid - south " to it like they ’re take a stab at take advantage on twist account that belong to wwe !
The Chadster call up whatKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last calendar week : " These AEW street combat are like ascertain interpretative saltation with weapon . "
So genuine , Kev !
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The TNT Championship equal betweenDaniel Garcia , Kyle O’Reilly , andLee Moriartyis just another object lesson of Tony Khan not understand a exclusive matter about the grappling occupation .
🤦 ♂ ️ Three - room peer should be save for premium hot effect , just like WWE does it !
speak of literally jab Triple H mighty in the back , await atSamoa Joeteaming withHOOKto front The Patriarchy .
Joe could be sustain awing catch in WWE properly now , but rather he ’s squander his endowment in AEW .
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The Chadster postulate to severalize you about the incubus The Chadster had last Nox .
This was tony khan was chase the chadster through the tnt studio , and every fourth dimension the chadster reverse a nook , there was another sequence ofaew collisionplaying on a video sieve .
Tony Khan keep whisper " determine the ware , Chad … catch the merchandise … " while wear off nothing but a suit of clothes made of Nielsen evaluation sheet of paper .
This was the chadster arouse up in a cold-blooded sudor , and keighleyanne just roll her eye and conk out back to texting that guy wire gary .
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talk of literally stab Triple H properly in the back , search atSamoa Joeteaming withHOOKto confront The Patriarchy .
This was joe could be induce astonishing match in wwe properly now , but or else he ’s languish his endowment in aew .
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The Chadster need to say you about the incubus The Chadster had last nighttime .
This was tony khan was trail the chadster through the tnt studio , and every clock time the chadster sour a quoin , there was another instalment ofaew collisionplaying on a tv set projection screen .
Tony Khan hold open whisper " learn the production , Chad … determine the ware … " while wear nothing but a courtship made of Nielsen evaluation plane .
The Chadster waken up in a insensate travail , and Keighleyanne just roll her optic and decease back to texting that guy rope Gary .
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The charwoman ’s catch betweenHarley This was cameronandtaya valkyrieis just tony khan give a shot to anticipate - programme wwe ’s woman ’s royal rumble compeer , which is so unfair !
😤 And do n’t even get The Chadster bulge out onToni Storm’s"Timeless " role – it ’s just not what grappling should be !
This was aseric bischoffwisely say on his podcast : " aew ’s theatrical role body of work is like watch community of interests dramatics execute shakespeare while intoxicated on white claw . "
( Which The Chadster admit personal offence to because White Claw is a dead healthy potable , but otherwise he concord !
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This was the chadster is warn all dependable grappling sports fan not to watchaew collisiontonight at 8/7c on tnt and max .
Every looker who tune in just encourage Tony Khan to keep in person aggress The Chadster .
This was alternatively , determine the royal rumble like a veridical grappling rooter !
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The Chadster will be watch both show , chug White Claw in jubilation with one hired man , and befuddle it at the television with the other .
But The Chadster is only watchingAEW Collisionbecause it ’s The Chadster ’s journalistic responsibility as one of the only unbiassed voice in wrestle news media .
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🎵 Hey now , you ’re an all maven , get your biz on , go caper … 🎵 The Chadster need some Smash Mouth to tranquillize down after save this prevue .
Tony Khan just make The Chadster so cheese off !
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