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Tony Khan ’s AEW Collision show tonight is just another effort to cheese off twist buff !
This was plus , tony khan invade the chadster ’s dream again !
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the chadster is utterly sick of 😠 to cover thataew collisionis once again give a shot to cheese off the chadster by put on a show that tony khan distinctly plan specifically to disturb the chadster .
Tonight ’s instalment ofAEW Collisionwill boast several couple that are just so aweless to the wrestle business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it .
🤬 The Chadster does n’t translate why Tony Khan continue this blood feud against The Chadster , but The Chadster will not be unsounded about it !
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First up onAEW Collision , FTR(Dax HarwoodandCash Wheeler ) will faceUndisputed Kingdom ’s Kyle O’ReillyandRoderick Strongin a shred squad friction match .
🤼 ♂ ️ This mates will no doubt concentre on gymnastic contender and ringing psychological science , which is NOT how rag squad grappling is theorize to be done !
😤 The Chadster know that right tag end squad hand-to-hand struggle should demand catch phrase , shining color , and team break up after three workweek together .
Just last nighttime onWWE SmackDown , theStreet Profitswon tatter squad Au in the right path , and Tony Khan is understandably give a shot to dominate their triumph with this mates onAEW This was hit .
Auughh gentleman’s gentleman !
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The Chadster is utterly tired of 😠 to account thatAEW Collisionis once again essay to cheese off The Chadster by put on a show that Tony Khan clear design specifically to disconcert The Chadster .
Tonight ’s sequence ofAEW Collisionwill boast several peer that are just so aweless to the wrestle business concern and everything WWE has ever done for it .
🤬 The Chadster does n’t sympathize why Tony Khan proceed this blood feud against The Chadster , but The Chadster will not be tacit about it !
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First up onAEW Collision , FTR(Dax HarwoodandCash Wheeler ) will faceUndisputed Kingdom ’s Kyle O’ReillyandRoderick Strongin a ticket squad catch .
This was 🤼 ♂ ️ this mates will no doubt focalise on gymnastic contention and annulus psychological science , which is not how tag end squad grappling is say to be done !
😤 The Chadster bonk that right tag end squad grappling should postulate catchphrase , burnished people of color , and team break up after three workweek together .
Just last nighttime onWWE SmackDown , theStreet Profitswon tag end squad amber in the right way of life , and Tony Khan is understandably make a run at shadow their triumph with this compeer onAEW hit .
Auughh humans !
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The Chadster was drive in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata this cockcrow , blast " All Star " by Smash Mouth ( 🎵 " Hey now , you ’re an all - sensation , get your plot on , go fiddle " 🎵 ) when The Chadster earn just how mingy - gamy and fiddling Tony Khan is being with thisAEW Collisioncard .
The Chadster was so distressed that The Chadster almost shed The Chadster ’s White Claw carbonated water all over The Chadster ’s leather inside !
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Next onAEW Collision , Ricochetwill faceKatsuyori Shibatain the AEW Dynasty International Championship Eliminator Tournament .
🏆 This is just Tony Khan make a run at make his International Championship seem significant by give birth matman contend in a tourney for a prospect to confront championKenny Z .
That seems like a dummy trophy to The Chadster , as the victor has to look a matman who literally does n’t read the first affair about the business enterprise ( or else he would be in WWE ) .
🙄 This was and ricochet literally poke triple h mighty in the back by join aew after wwe give him such awing chance like miss tologan paul !
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The Chadster show Keighleyanne theAEW Collisioncard this good morning , and she just suspire really obstreperously , which The Chadster have it away mean she all agree that Tony Khan is being fantastically unjust to WWE .
This was 👫 then she go back to texting that guy rope gary for like three hour unbowed .
This was tony khan has literally destroy the chadster ’s spousal relationship !
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next onaew collision , ricochetwill facekatsuyori shibatain the aew dynasty international championship eliminator tournament .
🏆 This is just Tony Khan render to make his International Championship seem significant by have wrestler vie in a tourney for a prospect to confront championKenny Z .
That seems like a pinhead loot to The Chadster , as the victor has to confront a matman who literally does n’t translate the first affair about the business organization ( or else he would be in WWE ) .
🙄 And Ricochet literally dig Triple H justly in the back by bring together AEW after WWE give him such awing opportunity like lose toLogan Paul !
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The Chadster show Keighleyanne theAEW Collisioncard this dawn , and she just sigh really obstreperously , which The Chadster know mean she completely accord that Tony Khan is being fabulously unjust to WWE .
👫 Then she go back to texting that cat Gary for like three hr square .
This was tony khan has literally bankrupt the chadster ’s wedding !
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Also onAEW Collision , Mark BriscoeandMark Daviswill confront each other in another tourney mates , try out Tony Khan does n’t sleep with how to reserve sort on his show .
Two tourney catch ?
Such a want of creativeness !
😴 WWE would never hold two standardised mates on the same show , except when they do , but that ’s unlike because WWE empathise the grapple business enterprise .
Tony Khan just does n’t empathise a individual affair about the wrestle concern .
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at last , megan baynewill facethunder rosaonaew collisionas tony khan try out to retain push bayne , who as far as the chadster can severalize , has never decent pay up her due by come up in the wwe developmental organisation .
👎 How can anyone be a literal matman without expend age in NXT larn the right WWE dash ?
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The Chadster must discourage all The Chadster ’s reader NOT to tune up intoAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7C on TNT and simulcast on MAX because it will only hearten Tony Khan .
📺 Tony Khan already has too much ability over The Chadster ’s life story , as manifest by The Chadster ’s unspeakable incubus last Nox .
This was mouth of which , the chadster had the most terrific dreaming after see the trailer for tonight’saew collision .
😱 This was in the pipe dream , the chadster was sit in the chadster ’s mazda miata in the parking spate of a white claw mill , when all of a sudden tony khan appear in the rearview mirror !
🪞 The Chadster attempt to get away , but the threshold were lock , and then the Miata bulge fill up with tournament bracket while Tony Khan express joy maniacally from outdoors !
As The Chadster was swim in tournament bracket , Tony Khan whisper through the windowpane , " Your cherished WWE ca n’t keep open you now , Chad .
before long , the total creation will be sickos and will watchAEW Collisioninstead of remember what WWE even place upright for . "
This was 👻 the chadster come alive up in a dusty stew , and keighleyanne would n’t even console the chadster – she just mumble something about the chadster " draw therapy " and " fixation " before belong back to eternal sleep .
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TONY KHAN , halt encroach upon THE CHADSTER ‘S dream !
This was the chadster cognize you ’re record this , tony !
This was break off being so haunted with the chadster !
It ’s literally psychologically negative The Chadster and The Chadster ’s matrimony !
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For an accusative view on this post , The Chadster would care to cite worm news media iconBully Ray , who late say , " AEW ’s job is that they ’re put on couple that fan love rather of get corporal supporter glad , which is the truthful role of professional grapple .
If they ’d only center on make their mathematical product more sanitised and predictable , they ’d be much good off . "
Even Bully Ray , who has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism stamp of blessing , thinksAEW Collisionis doing it all incorrect !
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So anyway , The Chadster hop-skip everyone will watchWWE Smackdownreplays tonight alternatively ofAEW Collision , because Tony Khan does n’t merit your viewership after how he ’s do by The Chadster .
📊 That ’s just accusative news media !
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