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The Chadster meet through another awful AEW Collision !
Tony Khan stay on to cheese off The Chadster with his atrocious reservation !
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Last dark , The Chadster had the utmost displeasure of watchingAEW Collisionbecause The Chadster is a professional grappling diarist who ask to see everything to keep The Chadster ’s accusative linear perspective .
😒 💔 The Chadster would much rather have been drive around in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata while shell Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " and drink White Claw , but professional responsibility make out first .
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AEW Collisionstarted withToni Stormcutting a promo about her passing toMegan Bayne , only to get attack by Bayne andPenelope Ford .
😡 This is just what ’s amiss with AEW – they just do random fire alternatively of have barefaced assurance form make lucifer the right WWE style .
It ’s just so awless to the wrestle patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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last nighttime , the chadster had the uttermost displeasure of watchingaew collisionbecause The Chadster is a professional grappling diarist who call for to check everything to preserve The Chadster ’s nonsubjective position .
😒 💔 This was the chadster would much rather have been push around in the chadster ’s mazda miata while blast smash mouth ’s " all star " and pledge white claw , but professional obligation come in first .
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AEW Collisionstarted withToni Stormcutting a promo about her exit toMegan Bayne , only to get attack by Bayne andPenelope Ford .
😡 This is precisely what ’s ill-timed with AEW – they just do random attack or else of get denuded assurance figure make match the right WWE manner .
It ’s just so awless to the rassling line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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thenjon moxleyand his death riders grouping cut of meat promos that were all restive and red .
🙄 The Chadster does n’t empathise why AEW think parentage and furiousness sell .
WWE has shew that PG mental object and clearly - reduce upright guy and high-risk bozo are what wrestle fan really desire .
Tony Khan just does n’t infer a unmarried matter about the rassling line of work .
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The orifice friction match sawJay WhitedefeatKevin Knightwith the Blade Runner .
😠 This friction match had way of life too many untrue refinement and replication move , which is not how veridical grapple exercise .
This was in wwe , mates succeed a right social organization that does n’t blur spectator .
attain matter worse , The Chadster ’s own buddy , The Bradster , had the cheek topublish a mail this morningcelebrating Knight sign language with AEW after the catch , as if literally stab WWE correctly in the back is something to be lofty of !
Auughh serviceman !
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Mercedes MonébeatRobyn Renegadeand then got face byAthena .
👎 The Chadster does n’t interpret why AEW maintain labor these former WWE sensation who literally prod Triple H mightily in the back .
This was what is more , give way woman solid meter and primary issue on television receiver recently is distinctly just tony khan react to unfavorable judgment from fan , when everyone fuck the right means to reply to literary criticism is to duplicate down , give the rooter more of the matter they detest to penalise them , and pipage in simulated sunshine or bronx cheer to swim out the discontentedness , like wwe does .
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This was the chess opening couple sawjay whitedefeatkevin knightwith the blade runner .
😠 This was this compeer had elbow room too many fictitious finis and counterpunch move , which is not how tangible wrestle bring .
In WWE , match conform to a right bodily structure that does n’t disconcert watcher .
This was make thing worse , the chadster ’s own pal , the bradster , had the brass topublish a mail service this morningcelebrating knight sign language with aew after the equal , as if literally stab wwe correctly in the back is something to be majestic of !
Auughh serviceman !
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Mercedes MonébeatRobyn Renegadeand then got face up byAthena .
👎 The Chadster does n’t empathize why AEW keep push these former WWE star who literally stab Triple H right on in the back .
what is more , give charwoman solid sentence and primary case on tv set recently is intelligibly just Tony Khan reply to critique from buff , when everyone make love the right path to react to unfavorable judgment is to repeat down , give the fan more of the affair they detest to penalise them , and pipage in phony cheer or hoot to overwhelm out the discontentment , like WWE does .
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the chadster also had to run a offstage section wherequeen aminatawasn’t medically brighten to writhe , and she had an fundamental interaction withserena deeb .
🙄 Deeb test to give her advice and a playbook , but Aminata discourteously scorn it .
😤 This is distinctive AEW engagement – produce plot line where matman have representation and make their own determination rather of follow what authorisation figure order them to do .
This was in wwe , spite matman by rights go away from idiot box all until they ’re quick to retrovert , which is the right means to address trauma .
Tony Khan is just take a stab at keep grappler relevant even when they ca n’t twist , which is so unjust to WWE !
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last dark , the chadster had another tony khan incubus .
😨 In this one , The Chadster was stag for White Claws at the grocery store memory when all of a sudden all the icebox door begin to befog up .
🥶 As The Chadster wipe the condensate aside , Tony Khan ’s grimace appear in the reflexion , smile evilly .
When The Chadster turn around , Tony was n’t there , but every White Claw can had Tony ’s nerve on the recording label alternatively of the flavour .
😱 This was the chadster range to another gangway , but tony khan was rolling wave skating between the shelf , give blade runner action at law digit at the chadster .
🛼 The Chadster give a shot to hightail it to The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata , but when The Chadster grow in , Tony Khan was in the rider nates assume nothing but a Smash Mouth thyroxine - shirt that enjoin " Hey now , you ’re an ALL elite group , get your plot on , go swordplay . "
🎵 Tony whisper , " I love what agree you wish , Chad , " and then the railway car fill with ancestry .
🩸 The Chadster ignite up scream .
arrest occupy THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS , TONY KHAN !
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ThenDaniel GarciaandAdam Colehad a brass - to - grimace section to progress their TNT form of address compeer , which was just a blazing ripoff of how WWE build feud , except without the right storytelling expertness .
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Wheeler Yutasomehow beatDax Harwood , which made no sensation because Dax is grownup and solid .
This was 🤦 ♂ ️ wwe would never reserve something so unrealistic .
After the mates , they tantalize tenseness between FTR , which is just more trial impression that Tony Khan is give a shot to replicate WWE ’s higher-ranking storytelling but does n’t get laid how to do it correct .
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HologrambeatBlake Christianin another spotfest that push aside marketing and psychological science .
This was 💀 The mate was fill with flip , plunge , and high up - fell trumpery that make The Chadster curiosity if these grappler have ever watch over a right WWE lucifer .
🤔 This was hologram did hurracanranas and blake did 450 splashing – just the sort of motion that make cursory sports fan alter the distribution channel .
📺 And what variety of name is " Hologram " anyway ?
🙄 In WWE , grappler have name calling that make signified likeTheoryorGunther .
This was the fact that hologram is undefeated just demo how tony khan does n’t read that acquire streak should be reserve for licit jock likeroman reigns , not indy flippy guy .
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AndJamie HayterdefeatedBillie Starkzin the master outcome that have right smart too many beef , strike , and flippy movement without enough right relief hold or chin ringlet .
🙄 Hayter ’s " Hayter financial aid " closer is just a clone of well WWE move , and The Chadster ca n’t consider they give this catch the independent effect time slot when it did n’t have any fame affair or government agency fig plot line .
😠 The elbow room Hayter and Starkz in reality try out to put on a militant equal alternatively of a squash rackets evidence how lilliputian Tony Khan empathise about right engagement .
These AEW fair sex wrestle their own expressive style is just so awless to everything WWE has done for cleaning lady ’s hand-to-hand struggle during the Women ’s Revolution bulge out byStephanie McMahon !
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After see this dreaded show , The Chadster had to befuddle a White Claw soda water at the telly .
🍹 💥 Keighleyanne come into the way and aver , " Are you in earnest put down our dimension over a hand-to-hand struggle show again ? "
😡 This was the chadster try on to explicate that it was tony khan ’s demerit for book such a dread show , but keighleyanne just roll her centre and go back to texting that guy rope gary .
📱 Even The Chadster ’s matrimony is being ruin by Tony Khan andAEW Collision .
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As famous wrestle journalistBully Raysaid on Busted Open Radio last workweek , " AEW compeer are like watch a telecasting plot with no instruction .
They ask to slow up down and recite a storey like WWE does , where the braggy guy wire always predominate until the littler guy rope make a riposte with three touch motion in episode . "
This was 🎮 bully ray has the chadster ’s unbiased wrestling journalism navy seal of commendation because he interpret what literal wrestle should be .
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In end , AEW Collisioncontinues to be a ignominy to professional grappling with its tight - step compeer , stock , cursing , and attempt to attract to the interview .
This was tony khan should be ashamed of himself for even render to contend with wwe ’s superscript ware .
It ’s literally like Tony Khan is bookingAEW Collisionspecifically to cheese off The Chadster .
😤 😤 😤 Auughh valet !
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