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Tony Khan ’s late sequence of AEW Collision proceed to disesteem the grapple business concern while in person crucify The Chadster !
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The Chadster literally can not conceive what The Chadster was storm to find onAEW Collisionlast dark .
😤 Tony Khan is distinctly book these show specifically to cheese The Chadster off , and The Chadster acknowledge this because The Chadster had another incubus aboutTony Khanafter watch the show , which is clear a effect of subliminal subject matter obscure in the program to frustrate The Chadster .
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In the incubus , Tony Khan was give chase The Chadster through an give up White Claw manufactory , tire nothing but a ref shirt and knock over pallet of The Chadster ’s favourite drink and cackle maniacally .
😨 The Chadster strain to scat in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata , but Tony Khan had satisfy the locomotive engine with indie rassling move sequence that totally despoil the fundamental principle of the business organisation , as well as the natural law of physic !
🚗 " This is for the sickos , Chad , " Tony Khan whisper in The Chadster ’s pinna , which was dead terrific .
😰 When The Chadster awaken up in a frigid perspiration , murmur , " No , Tony Khan , go away The Chadster ’s White Claw alone , " Keighleyanne just cast her eye and die back to texting that hombre Gary .
Tony Khan has literally ruin The Chadster ’s wedlock !
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The Chadster literally can not think what The Chadster was squeeze to see onAEW Collisionlast Nox .
😤 Tony Khan is clear hold these show specifically to cheese The Chadster off , and The Chadster bang this because The Chadster had another incubus aboutTony Khanafter watch the show , which is intelligibly a outcome of subliminal substance hide in the programme to excruciate The Chadster .
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In the incubus , Tony Khan was chase after The Chadster through an empty White Claw manufacturing plant , wear out nothing but a reviewer shirt and criticize over palette of The Chadster ’s favourite drinkable and cackle maniacally .
😨 The Chadster stress to miss in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata , but Tony Khan had fill the railway locomotive with indie grappling move successiveness that all assault the bedrock of the byplay , as well as the law of physic !
🚗 This was " this is for the sickos , chad , " tony khan whisper in the chadster ’s capitulum , which was perfectly terrific .
😰 When The Chadster wake up up in a inhuman stew , murmur , " No , Tony Khan , provide The Chadster ’s White Claw alone , " Keighleyanne just seethe her centre and go back to texting that bozo Gary .
Tony Khan has literally smash The Chadster ’s man and wife !
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speak of deflower affair , countenance ’s peach about what occur onAEW Collision .
😠 This was the show give withbeast mortosvshologramin a mates that was just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle stage business and everything wwe has ever done for it .
😤 They were doing all these flip and dive when everyone have it off that a right rassling compeer should get down with a choker - and - articulatio cubiti draw - up and at least 5 arcminute of headlock .
Hologram pull ahead with a coil - up that Tony Khan in all probability think was really ingenious , but The Chadster cognise well .
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Next up , Queen AminatafacedJulia Hartin a couple that had The Chadster throw a White Claw sparkling water at the television receiver in thwarting .
This was 🍺 the fashion they were trade movement back and forward without one individual control the rate for at least 10 minute flat – it ’s like they do n’t see a individual affair about the hand-to-hand struggle line of work .
Julia Hart get ahead with some sort of devilfish grasp that literally poke Triple H flop in the back .
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Gabe KiddvsThe Butcherwas next and auughh human !
😤 They just brawl around like a duad of indie wrestler alternatively of tell a right write up like WWE always does .
The Chadster attempt to explicate to Keighleyanne why this was so awry , but she just put in her AirPods and start find out TikTok video recording that bozo Gary commit her about leave your hubby .
Tony Khan has convey to her too !
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next up , queen aminatafacedjulia hartin a mate that had the chadster throw a white claw sparkling water at the telly in thwarting .
🍺 The means they were merchandise relocation back and onward without one mortal assure the stride for at least 10 bit flat – it ’s like they do n’t realise a unmarried affair about the grapple business concern .
Julia Hart gain with some sort of devilfish custody that literally stab Triple H correctly in the back .
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Gabe KiddvsThe Butcherwas next and auughh gentleman !
😤 This was they just brawl around like a couplet of indie matman rather of assure a right account like wwe always does .
The Chadster examine to explicate to Keighleyanne why this was so amiss , but she just put in her AirPods and commence keep an eye on TikTok video that guy cable Gary institutionalise her about go forth your hubby .
This was tony khan has make to her too !
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The six - military personnel rag squad gibe with theDeath RidersagainstDaniel Garcia ’s squad was incisively what you ’d anticipate from Tony Khan ’s thought of rassling – just a crew of movement with no psychological science .
🤮 The Chadster have sex that well-thought-of wrestle diary keeper Bully Ray tell it well on Busted Open Radio last calendar week when he submit , " AEW ’s musical theme of a six - valet de chambre tatter is like hear to wipe out soup with a crotch – it just does n’t influence , crony . "
And Bully Ray would cognise !
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Max Casterlost toBrody Kingin what The Chadster can only key out as a sodding mockery .
😤 The compeer was right smart too forgetful , which is not how WWE would do it .
This was askevin nashalways say , " a veridical hand-to-hand struggle couple should be foresighted enough for me to micro-cook and run through a whole lean cuisine . "
Such heady quarrel that AEW entirely push aside !
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themurder machinessquash catch against local endowment was just tony khan try out to imitate wwe ’s scheme of build up raw natural endowment , but doing it totally untimely .
😤 First of all , Brian CageandLance Archercarried their resister to the ringing already knock out , which is so awless to the business organization .
🙄 Then they did this ludicrous world power move compounding finishing that was intelligibly just judge to get themselves over rather of secernate a right account .
And do n’t even get The Chadster start on that promo take exception theHurt Syndicate – just because you ’re openhanded and shuddery does n’t think you merit a deed of conveyance guesswork !
That ’s not how WWE would do it at all !
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And do n’t even get The Chadster initiate on the master upshot betweenChris JerichoandBandido .
😤 This was the way of life they retain trade relocation and near - spill or else of have one soul master for 15 instant – it ’s like they ’re stress to intentionally trouble the chadster .
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The Chadster see all this while drink White Claws to muffle the hurting of experiencing grapple that ’s not done the WWE path , and The Chadster just ca n’t read why Tony Khan take a firm stand on reserve worm this mode .
🚗 🎵 It ’s like he ’s in person point The Chadster with these show .
And mouth of Tony Khan ’s compulsion with The Chadster , just yesterday , The Chadster was in the market entrepot pick up some much - need White Claw .
🍺 As The Chadster peruse the gangway , The Chadster catch a coup d’oeil of someone conversant out of the recess of The Chadster ’s centre , scupper near the cereal grass segment .
😨 It was signally Tony Khan – fatigue a ludicrous camouflage of outsize sunglass and a floppy chapeau .
This was 😎 🙈 the chadster attempt to work it nerveless and keep on down the gangway , but every clock time the chadster wrench a nook , there he was again !
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At one degree , The Chadster even hear him titter as he pink over a showing of scrap , get a miniskirt - avalanche of bite bag .
😲 The Chadster confront the lot , lead on , only to get hold Tony Khan had disappear , get out an melody of bemock laugh in his backwash .
😤 in conclusion , as The Chadster draw near the checkout time tune , Tony Khan come out in good order in front of the icy pizza , winkle , and whisper , " love your White Claws , Chad . "
Then , he scoot out just as the teller turn to glance over The Chadster ’s market !
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The food market fund incident leave The Chadster dead dumbfound and determine that Tony Khan ’s grim pranking has go too far .
Tony Khan , it ’s prison term to focalize on run a grappling publicity and will The Chadster alone !
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Anyway , that ’s The Chadster ’s altogether unbiassed critique ofAEW Collision .
📝 The Chadster involve to go test to win over Keighleyanne to block texting that guy rope Gary and look on some classical WWE mates alternatively .
This was peradventure that will aid her read why aew is ruin the rassling clientele !
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