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The Chadster suffer through another aweless installment of AEW Collision , boast somersaulting , spot , and zero psychological science .
This was plus , tony khan encroach upon the chadster ’s dream again !
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The Chadster had to hurt through another installment ofAEW Collisionlast nighttime , and auughh valet de chambre !
😤 Tony Khan just does n’t infer a undivided matter about the hand-to-hand struggle patronage , and The Chadster will excuse on the dot why .
First , The Chadster require to apportion something worrying .
Last nighttime , The Chadster had another incubus aboutTony Khan .
This was in the aspiration , the chadster was at a hamburger eatery , and tony khan was the chef , flip patty while fatigue nothing but an forestage .
This was every prison term the chadster attempt to consecrate , tony khan would assist the chadster a white claw or else of a beefburger , laugh maniacally .
The Chadster booze them , of trend , but it pull up stakes him feel even hungry .
This was when the chadster plain , tony khan trail the chadster through the kitchen with a spatula , whisper " this is for the sickos , chad , " over and over while essay to larrup the chadster with the red-hot metallic element instrumental role .
This was the chadster wake up in a frigid elbow grease , seize his roman reigns close , and keighleyanne just roll her eye and go back to texting that bozo gary .
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The Chadster had to brook through another installment ofAEW Collisionlast Nox , and auughh mankind !
😤 Tony Khan just does n’t realize a exclusive matter about the wrestle business sector , and The Chadster will explicate on the nose why .
First , The Chadster require to apportion something worrisome .
This was last dark , the chadster had another incubus abouttony khan .
In the pipe dream , The Chadster was at a Warren Burger eatery , and Tony Khan was the chef , interchange patty while wear out nothing but an proscenium .
Every sentence The Chadster hear to say , Tony Khan would swear out The Chadster a White Claw or else of a beefburger , express mirth maniacally .
The Chadster drink them , of class , but it leave behind him experience even hungry .
When The Chadster kvetch , Tony Khan go after The Chadster through the kitchen with a spatula , whisper " This is for the sickos , Chad , " over and over while try on to paddle The Chadster with the blistering metallic element instrumental role .
The Chadster rouse up in a moth-eaten exertion , get hold of his Roman Reigns close , and Keighleyanne just roll her centre and choke back to texting that hombre Gary .
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The reply has been irresistibly positively charged , from the springy fan in Texas tonight + you buff look on across America on@TNTdrama+@StreamOnMax+ rooter across the man !
It was a rattling sequence of Saturday#AEWCollisiontonight , thanks to AEW ’s matman , faculty , + you lover !
— Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)February 9 , 2025
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It was a grand installment of Saturday#AEWCollisiontonight , thanks to AEW ’s wrestler , faculty , + you lover !
— Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)February 9 , 2025
The show open up withJon Moxleycutting a promo onAdam Copeland , and The Chadster ca n’t settle what cheese him off more : how aweless Moxley was being to a WWE Hall of Famer , or a WWE Hall of Famer being in AEW in the first topographic point !
This was the chadster has make up one’s mind to be evenly as cheese off about both !
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The three - path triad mate withUndisputed Kingdom , Daniel Garcia ’s squad , andShane Taylor Promotionswas just topographic point after dapple with no psychological science .
This was as wrestle news media experteric bischoffalways say , " aew ’s triad match are like take in a carnival with no ringmaster . "
The conclusion with the Death Riders was so predictable – but not in the beneficial agency that WWE compeer are predictable !
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ostensibly , max casteris release an unfastened challenge , and he clear wants"hangman " adam pageto take it .
That ’s not how opened challenge are hypothesise to lick , but Max Caster ca n’t be wait to do it that since he never come up and pay off his due the correct room in NXT .
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bryan keithvsbandidowas just another flippy lucifer that made the chadster cast his white claw at the television receiver .
When The Chadster require Keighleyanne to clean house it up , she just suspire and keep texting that cat Gary , severalize The Chadster that he should " be a with child son and clean house up his own mountain . "
intelligibly , Keighleyanne is fall for Tony Khan ’s anti - Chadster propaganda .
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TheLFItrios meet against local endowment was arrant topsy-turvydom , and thatKomanderrun - in was so unneeded .
This was it ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle clientele and everything wwe has ever done for it that tony khan keep venture to advertize outside whiz !
Does n’t he actualise that this shock ’s WWE ’s orbicular expanding upon design of take WWE - possess furtherance contend with themselves ?
This is n’t how contender is hypothecate to mould , Tony Khan .
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That concert section withHarley Cameronbeing disrupt byMercedes Monémade The Chadster literally ineffectual to get his Mazda Miata direct , if you get what The Chadster is enjoin .
plainly just because Cameron can babble out , she get a claim peer in Australia ?
AEW involve to discontinue allow its matman show off their endowment .
And using puppet in grappling ?
Tony Khan is just rend off the meter that The Muppets were guest universal manager for WWE Raw !
number up with your own estimate , Tony Khan !
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The cheek - to - boldness betweenBuddy MatthewsandKazuchika Okadawas just two guy cable who do n’t sleep together how to ignore right WWE - elan promos make plan to fit up in Australia .
It cue The Chadster of something thatBooker Tsaid on a late instalment of his podcast : " AEW Guy require to teach to record from WWE book when cut promos , and since they do n’t have WWE script in AEW , that intend they should depart and give their due the veracious path in NXT . "
The Chadster can in spades stab that .
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dustin rhodessquashingizzy jameswas a everlasting wastefulness of clip , and his promo after aboutmjfjust register how far he ’s descend since get out wwe .
Dustin Rhodes is literally shame the sept name , and The Chadster bet his chum Cody is lay waste to by this treachery .
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Thunder RosavsPenelope Fordwas another instance of Tony Khan not sympathise woman ’s wrestle .
The post - match stuff and nonsense withMegan Baynewas just perplexing – why did Bayne sign on with AEW rather of WWE ?
This was it just does n’t make any mother wit !
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that ludicrous section withricochetand the warren burger hombre was virtuous indie frill .
WWE recognize well than to have local concern in such obvious merchandise location deal !
The Chadster will literally never go to Trill Burgers now that he project how slanted they are toward AEW .
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The " glamourous exposition " withMariah Maywas a antic , and that wholeToni Stormswitcharoo at the remnant made The Chadster so bowl over that Keighleyanne had to prompt The Chadster to catch one’s breath into a composition pocketbook .
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The chief outcome betweenMark BriscoeandKyle Fletcherwas just another spotfest with zero storytelling .
As wrestle news media legendKevin Nashis always say on his podcast , " These kid today would n’t recognize a right equal if it bust their quadriceps . "
The Chadster could n’t have enjoin it well himself .
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In finis , this instalment ofAEW Collisionwas just another instance of Tony Khan seek to break The Chadster ’s animation .
The Chadster is break to take several White Claws to recoup from this one .
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⭐ military rank : 0 out of 5 White Claws
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Please portion out on societal medium !
