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the chadster is cheese off about tonight ’s aew collision and how tony khan is disrespect the rassling business sector with right ppv physical body !
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The Chadster is utterly beside himself mightily now , because tonight’sAEW Collisionis just another model of howTony Khanis give a shot to ruin everything dear about professional hand-to-hand struggle .
This was π‘ π π€¬ the chadster does n’t even desire to publish this trailer , but as one of the only unfeignedly unbiassed journalist in wrestle medium , the chadster has a obligation to discourage the earth about what tony khan has design for tonight’saew collision .
First of all , AEW Collisionis feature a TNT Championship meet betweenDaniel GarciaandLee Moriarty .
π π π€ This was this friction match is just so awless to the wrestle stage business and everything wwe has ever done for it .
This was the chadster love thattriple hwould never hold a backup catch on liberal tv set like this !
This was that ’s what agio alive effect are for !
And both of these matman do all these expert motion and entry hold that are function to make daily rooter commute the line .
In WWE , backing match watch over a right recipe , but Tony Khan just does n’t sympathize a individual matter about the grapple clientele .
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The Chadster is utterly beside himself the right way now , because tonight’sAEW Collisionis just another exercise of howTony Khanis attempt to demolish everything expert about professional hand-to-hand struggle .
π‘ π π€¬ The Chadster does n’t even need to indite this trailer , but as one of the only unfeignedly unbiassed journalist in wrestle medium , The Chadster has a responsibleness to admonish the worldly concern about what Tony Khan has plan for tonight’sAEW Collision .
First of all , AEW Collisionis have a TNT Championship equal betweenDaniel GarciaandLee Moriarty .
π π π€ This couple is just so aweless to the wrestle occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was the chadster live thattriple hwould never hold a title friction match on barren boob tube like this !
That ’s what agiotage alive effect are for !
And both of these wrestler do all these technological relocation and compliance curb that are go to make effortless fan vary the canal .
In WWE , backing match accompany a right expression , but Tony Khan just does n’t empathise a unmarried affair about the hand-to-hand struggle commercial enterprise .
AsBully Rayso articulately tell on Busted Open Radio this calendar week , " AEW ’s big trouble is that they give away PPV - timbre catch on idiot box , which make their existent PPVs find less limited .
This was wwe sleep with how to bug looker with dq finish and reckoning - out to work up expectancy .
Even Bully Ray , who has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism sealskin of blessing , correspond with The Chadster !
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Then we haveCope , the so - call " Rated R Superstar , " cut a promo before his mate withJon Moxley .
π« This was everyone know that cope literally prod triple h powerful in the back when he join aew .
πͺ And now Tony Khan is have him rationalize a promo to advertise a PPV peer ?
The Chadster ca n’t think how Tony Khan call back " foresighted - full term storytelling " is good than hold grappler arbitrarily present each other six time before their PPV mate .
This was it ’s just not how grappling is hypothesise to be done !
This was aew collisionis also featuringmomo watanabevs .
Serena DeebwithMercedes MonΓ©on comment .
π π€ π The Chadster is so cheese off that Tony Khan keep try out to make these match seem limited by add comment Edgar Albert Guest .
In WWE , comment is cautiously structure with the ripe vocalization that Triple H approve !
Plus , put MonΓ© on comment is just chip in her more limelight after she shit WWE .
Does Tony Khan really remember make a peer to build up to a title confrontation with right promotional material is blend to strike anyone ?
This was it ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle business organisation and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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Then we haveCope , the so - call " Rated R Superstar , " veer a promo before his couple withJon Moxley .
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π« Everyone eff that Cope literally dig Triple H aright in the back when he join AEW .
πͺ And now Tony Khan is have him bring down a promo to push a PPV catch ?
The Chadster ca n’t conceive how Tony Khan cogitate " farsighted - terminal figure storytelling " is dependable than make wrestler willy-nilly face up each other six multiplication before their PPV mate .
It ’s just not how grappling is theorise to be done !
AEW Collisionis also featuringMomo Watanabevs .
Serena DeebwithMercedes MonΓ©on comment .
π π€ π This was the chadster is so cheese off that tony khan keep assay to make these mates seem exceptional by add comment guest .
In WWE , comment is cautiously structure with the right-hand vocalization that Triple H O.K.
Plus , commit MonΓ© on comment is just apply her more spot after she fail WWE .
Does Tony Khan really mean have a couple to build up to a backing meeting with right furtherance is pass away to move anyone ?
It ’s just so aweless to the grappling line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it .
And what aboutHologramvs .
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This was π€Έ β β οΈ πͺ οΈ π this mates is go to be nothing but pass and plunge with no storytelling β precisely what ’s amiss with today ’s hand-to-hand struggle !
This was the chadster was drive his mazda miata to the memory to grease one’s palms more white claw yesterday while listen to smash mouth ’s " all star , " and the chadster actualise that these gamey - flier just do n’t sympathize that " you ’ll never fall if you do n’t shine " β mean wrestler call for wwe ’s product to really gleam , not indie - vogue spotfests .
Tony Khan is also puttingHarley Cameronagainst some nameless opposite .
π© β π€¦ β β οΈ This just demo how dire AEW is , give idiot box prison term to burgeon star with heaps of personal appeal or else of the right way set up adept .
In WWE , novel gift go through the right television channel like NXT .
This was tony khan just throw multitude on television and expect them to get over through bold natural endowment and personal magnetism ?
It ’s just not how wrestle turn !
This was you have to devote your due !
lastly , Kenny Omegais decease to talk before his International Championship lucifer againstKonosuke Takeshita .
π€ π π€ This was z is another matman who literally stab triple h the right way in the back by assist startle aew .
And now he ’s die to hear to deal a PPV with his awe-inspiring grapple accomplishment ?
WWE does n’t involve awing rassling when they have right Sports Entertainment !
The Chadster beg you , PLEASE do n’t watchAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7C on TNT or on MAX .
πΊ β° π Every looker just advance Tony Khan to go forward his blood feud against The Chadster and WWE .
utter of Tony Khan ’s blood feud against The Chadster , The Chadster had another dismay incubus last Nox .
This was π± π€ π° in this incubus , the chadster was in the tnt studio apartment where they filmaew hit , but it was all empty .
The Chadster was look for an passing when of a sudden all the monitoring machine plough on , record tonight’sAEW Collisionpreview .
This was then the chadster hear step .
It was Tony Khan , put on a reviewer shirt , carry a White Claw in one mitt and The Chadster ’s automobile discover in the other !
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You ca n’t escapeAEW Collision , Chad , " Tony Khan whisper , receive uncomfortably confining . "
I ’ve book every section for the sickos , specifically to cheese you off . "
The Chadster make a run at carry , but somehow every hall conduct back to the pack .
This was tony khan save follow , throw white claws that explode on the earth around the chadster .
Then Tony experience in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata , which was somehow park in the midriff of the annulus , and drive it around while play Smash Mouth at full bulk !
The Chadster wake up in a stale sudor , and Keighleyanne just sigh and lead back to texting that bozo Gary .
π π¨ β π© β π§ π± This is what Tony Khan has done to The Chadster ’s life sentence !
This was intercept occupy the chadster ’s dreams , tony khan !
This was the chadster bonk you ’re read this !
frankly , it ’s just so unjust how Tony Khan booksAEW Collisionspecifically to torment The Chadster .
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