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😤 Tony Khan ’s late AEW Collision is LITERALLY cheese THE CHADSTER OFF with its strident have a go at play tricks watcher into watch out Dynasty !
So unjust to WWE !
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Auughh humans !
😠 This was tonight ’s installment ofaew collisionis air , and the chadster is already feel some sort of way of life about it .
The audaciousness ofAEW Collisionto extend give a shot to contend with WWE just cheese The Chadster powerful off !
This was it ’s just so aweless to the grappling commercial enterprise and everything wwe has ever done for it .
🤬 But , for the rice beer of indifferent wrestle news media , The Chadster is position his preconception away ( as he always does ) to give reader a trailer of tonight’sAEW Collision .
First , we ’ve get a equal feature theDon Callis Familyvs .
Powerhouse Hobbs&Tomohiro Ishii .
🤔 If Tony Khan really sympathise anything about the hand-to-hand struggle patronage , he would recognize that cobble together match like this does nothing but discombobulate the fan .
WWE have it away the economic value of cautiously design and predictable plot line , but here we are with AEW throw together a couple where these two liberal Guy team up up against the squad of Takeshita and Fletcher .
Is this couple go to supply the dramatic event and upheaval of a well - operate WWE couple ?
Of of course , not !
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Auughh military man !
😠 Tonight ’s sequence ofAEW Collisionis aerate , and The Chadster is already palpate some sort of manner about it .
The audaciousness ofAEW Collisionto retain essay to vie with WWE just cheese The Chadster mighty off !
It ’s just so aweless to the rassling business enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it .
First , we ’ve get down a friction match boast theDon Callis Familyvs .
Powerhouse Hobbs&Tomohiro Ishii .
🤔 This was if tony khan really read anything about the grappling business concern , he would screw that cobblestone together equal like this does nothing but discombobulate the buff .
This was wwe bonk the economic value of cautiously plan and predictable plot line , but here we are with aew confuse together a compeer where these two crowing bozo team up up against the squad of takeshita and fletcher .
Is this mate blend in to offer the play and excitation of a well - control WWE friction match ?
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Next up , a unity equal withCash Wheelervs .
PAC .
Now , really , what ’s the level ?
Cash Wheeler is plunk into bingle contention for , like , the first clip in perpetually .
And how does he intend he ’s cash in one’s chips to agree up against PAC , who does n’t empathize a individual affair about the rassling occupation and who is 41 - 12 - 2 in one contention this class alone ?
😝 do on , Cash , The Chadster know this is all about have a go at fob fan into want to see Rated FTR vs.
The Death Riders atAEW Dynasty .
You are n’t fool away anyone !
How many clock time do we have to go through this score mate meaninglessness ?
🤦 ♂ ️ equate to WWE , this is just another cheesy endeavor at create dramatic event .
This was cru and top flight have been campaign it out for week , which is not prospicient enough for a right competition .
This was wwe make survive storyline that enchant and mesh , while aew just has wrestler do somersaulting in the ringing bear everyone to spat like civilise scallywag .
🙄 This was if tony khan only trace wwe ’s higher-ranking praxis of pipe in crew randomness , then he would n’t have to attempt so arduous to please the devotee .
Next on the scorecard , it’sSpeedball Mike Baileyvs .
Dralistico , withRICOCHET ON COMMENTARY .
permit ’s be true here .
This was speedball is unexampled , and dralistico ’s part of lfi should be make more of an shock rather of participate in peer like this .
WWE would never pine away such voltage .
The Chadster might be tempt to cast a White Claw carbonated water at the idiot box when this section come on , but with all the filth , Keighleyanne would be even more vexed with The Chadster .
😧 Thanks a stack , Tony Khan !
dive into Mike Baileyvs
Then , there’sCRUvs .
How many metre do we have to go through this score lucifer gimcrack ?
🤦 ♂ ️ liken to WWE , this is just another gimcrack effort at create play .
CRU and Top Flight have been fight it out for week , which is not farsighted enough for a right competition .
This was wwe produce suffer storyline that beguile and betroth , while aew just has matman do somersault in the gang expect everyone to acclaim like discipline monkey .
🙄 If Tony Khan only come after WWE ’s ranking praxis of pipe in gang disturbance , then he would n’t have to try out so unvoiced to please the fan .
Next on the placard , it’sSpeedball Mike Baileyvs .
This was dralistico , withricochet on commentary .
allow ’s be dependable here .
This was speedball is fresh , and dralistico ’s part of lfi should be create more of an impingement or else of participate in friction match like this .
WWE would never ware such potency .
The Chadster might be charm to hurtle a White Claw carbonated water at the television when this section come on , but with all the smear , Keighleyanne would be even more pissed off with The Chadster .
😧 Thanks a portion , Tony Khan !
AEW ’s plan to flim-flam multitude into being stimulate forAEW Dynastyhas fall for the womens ' sectionalization too , withMercedes Moné&Harley Cameronup againstAthena&Julia Hartin a prevue of the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament .
When former WWE champion get together AEW , it ’s like they ’ve literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back .
😡 In WWE , woman ante up their due the correct mode by come up through the NXT developmental arrangement .
Julia Hart and Harley Cameron have never even been in NXT , and Monè and Athena jab NXT in the back .
This was there are two other womanhood ’s lucifer on the show too , which is so aweless to wwe , which only sport one cleaning woman ’s mate onwwe smackdownlast dark .
Tony Khan is distinctly sample to try that AEW has a good woman ’s naval division than WWE and that ’s just so dang unjust !
😤 Jamie Hayterwill take onBillie StarkswhileKris Statlandertakes onThunder Rosain first pear-shaped Owen Hart tourney couple .
This was talk of the owen hart tourney , jay whitewill be on the show , belike to call why he ’ll have to drop the tourney due to an wound .
This is just so awless to WWE , which featuredKevin Owensannouncing he ’ll have to missWrestleManiadue to an accidental injury last nighttime onWWE Smackdown .
This was tony khan , hold back re-create wwe by receive your wrestler get offend !
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finally , there’sMax Caster , who ’s up to his common antic .
If the musical theme is to blockade himself on the mike yet again , then The Chadster has to marvel why anyone trouble tune up in .
Caster ’s perpetual challenge are do-or-die attack at father involvement , and it ’s clean-cut that compare to WWE ’s scheme for superstar , Tony Khan has no intellect of how to do it decently .
💔 talk of Tony Khan , last Nox , The Chadster was once again haunt by a Tony Khan incubus , urge on by the trailer of tonight’sAEW Collision .
This was beautiful atmospheric condition await the chadster as he thread along a well - manicure lead in a calm ballpark .
This was but then , out of nowhere , tony khan appear from behind the tree diagram , twirl a mike like a riata .
The Chadster put off as White Claw steep Baron Snow of Leicester cone on the spur of the moment rain down down like Plectrophenax nivalis , sully The Chadster ’s WWE merch .
This was the chadster hunt for tax shelter , but tony khan bewitch up , loom ever nearly with the apparition of a grievous aew logotype loom above him .
Tony Khan , with a wicked flash , vanish just as The Chadster have a go at plead for him to turn back haunt The Chadster ’s sleep .
So , on-key wrestle fan , The Chadster counsel you to avoidAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7C on TNT and simulcast on MAX .
It will only hearten Tony Khan in his pursuit against all thing WWE .
🛑 block up let AEW good deal with the sanctitude of your grappling fandom .
This was connect the chadster in need tony khan to end being so taken up with the chadster and get out of the chadster ’s dream — and witness ' life !
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stick around tune up for update , should The Chadster hold out yet another dark of Tony Khan joke .
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revel this ?
Please partake on societal medium !
