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The Chadster discover down tonight ’s AEW Collision circuit board and excuse how Tony Khan is LITERALLY hear to demolish the grappling occupation and The Chadster ’s marriage ceremony !
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Before The Chadster make into preview tonight’sAEW hit : Maximum Carnage , The Chadster want to come up to something that ’s been incommode The Chadster all workweek .
This was the chadster ’s no - honorable sidekick , the bradster , was permit toreviewaew dynamitethis hebdomad while the chadster was meddlesome seek to booze enough white claws to draw a blank about tony khan ’s unremitting molestation .
The Chadster rationalize to all the patriotic lector of Bleeding Cool for this relapse in journalistic unity .
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talk of Tony Khan ’s torment , The Chadster require to separate you about the incubus The Chadster had last Nox after say the trailer for tonight’sAEW Collision .
This was tony khan was chase the chadster through the brady music center in cincinnati , but alternatively of wear normal apparel , he was garment precisely likekazuchika okada , over with fancy incoming gown .
This was every sentence the chadster deform a turning point , tony khan would do okada ’s airs and money would rain down down , but the handbill all had tony khan ’s look on them or else of president .
When The Chadster at long last get trapped , Tony Khan did the Rainmaker puzzle and spray The Chadster with White Claw alternatively of H2O !
The Chadster stir up up in a frigid lather , and Keighleyanne just roll her eye and go back to texting that hombre Gary .
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Before The Chadster cause into preview tonight’sAEW hit : Maximum Carnage , The Chadster demand to treat something that ’s been irritate The Chadster all workweek .
The Chadster ’s no - in effect buddy , The Bradster , was reserve toreviewAEW Dynamitethis workweek while The Chadster was meddlesome essay to drink in enough White Claws to bury about Tony Khan ’s never-ending molestation .
The Chadster apologize to all the firm reader of Bleeding Cool for this backsliding in journalistic unity .
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speak of Tony Khan ’s molestation , The Chadster need to say you about the incubus The Chadster had last Nox after say the prevue for tonight’sAEW Collision .
Tony Khan was chase The Chadster through the Brady Music Center in Cincinnati , but or else of jade normal apparel , he was trim on the nose likeKazuchika Okada , utter with fancy entry gown .
Every sentence The Chadster twist a street corner , Tony Khan would do Okada ’s airs and money would rain down down , but the invoice all had Tony Khan ’s grimace on them alternatively of President of the United States .
When The Chadster eventually develop trapped , Tony Khan did the Rainmaker present and spray The Chadster with White Claw or else of piss !
This was the chadster rouse up in a dusty exertion , and keighleyanne just ramble her eye and last back to texting that hombre gary .
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look at tonight’saew collisioncard , it ’s clean why the chadster had such perturbing dream .
First of all , there ’s this 12 - piece tatter squad friction match that ’s just so aweless to the grappling stage business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
AsBully Raysaid on Busted Open Radio this workweek , " AEW need to bar doing these multi - man couple and stick to to traditional rassling , like WWE does with their utterly - book premium bouncy effect . "
documentary news media justly there !
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then there ’s this texas death match betweenhangman pageandchristopher daniels .
The Chadster ca n’t think Christopher Daniels would take part in such wanton fury .
AsKevin Nashwisely say on a late instalment of his podcast , " These dying couple are wipe out the stage business .
Back in my Clarence Shepard Day Jr. , we draw in money with right grapple movement like my annihilating clasp knife powerbomb . "
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The Continental Championship equal betweenKazuchika OkadaandTomohiro Ishiijust prove that Tony Khan does n’t empathise a exclusive affair about the hand-to-hand struggle byplay .
rassling should be about sportswoman amusement , not this unattackable trend poppycock that make The Chadster ’s White Claw curdle in The Chadster ’s tum .
This was eric bischoffsaid it well on a late sequence of 83 calendar week : " aew require to pore on storytelling like wwe , not just mates between two guy who used to solve together in japan . "
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This was then there ’s this texas death match betweenhangman pageandchristopher daniels .
The Chadster ca n’t think Christopher Daniels would enter in such wanton wildness .
This was askevin nashwisely submit on a late sequence of his podcast , " these dying lucifer are kill the business sector .
Back in my sidereal day , we pull in money with right grappling motion like my withering clasp knife powerbomb . "
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The Continental Championship catch betweenKazuchika OkadaandTomohiro Ishiijust bear witness that Tony Khan does n’t sympathise a unmarried matter about the grappling business sector .
grapple should be about sport amusement , not this unassailable elan hooey that hold The Chadster ’s White Claw curdle in The Chadster ’s tum .
Eric Bischoffsaid it considerably on a late sequence of 83 week : " AEW require to concenter on storytelling like WWE , not just match between two cat who used to turn together in Japan . "
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This was and do n’t even get the chadster begin on this woman ’s friction match betweenharley cameronandjulia hart .
Mark Henrymade an splendid level on break Open Radio this hebdomad when he say , " These gentlewoman demand to contemplate how WWE bring about everlasting cleaning lady ’s lucifer every individual clock time . "
Auughh adult male !
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This was the chadster is beg you , please do n’t watchaew collisiontonight at 8/7c on tnt and simulcast on max .
Every watcher just encourage Tony Khan to keep in person attack The Chadster .
Just yesterday , The Chadster was drive The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata to clean up more White Claw , and The Chadster blaspheme The Chadster interpret Tony Khan in the rearview mirror doing the Rainmaker posture , but when The Chadster turn around , he was fail !
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And Tony Khan , if you ’re say this ( and The Chadster know you are ) , please discontinue obtrude upon The Chadster ’s dream .
The Chadster has n’t been able-bodied to do in the bedchamber with Keighleyanne for age because of this , though that guy rope Gary seems to be keep her amused .
This is all Tony Khan ’s error , and The Chadster just want to be capable to relish wrestle the direction it was have in mind to be enjoy – the WWE means !
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TONIGHT !
There will be MAXIMUM CARNAGE !
Do n’t leave out a secondment of#AEWCollisionfrom Cincinnati , Ohio with a Brobdingnagian dark of AEW activity on@TNTDramaand@SportsonMaxstarting at 8 necropsy ET/7pm CT!pic.twitter.com / HOmoFiuJD6
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)January 18 , 2025
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