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The Chadster cover on how Tony Khan ’s tardy attempt to cheese off The Chadster with AEW Collision : Maximum Carnage just raise he does n’t interpret the wrestle concern !
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The Chadster has to describe on yet another instalment ofAEW hit : Maximum Carnage , and candidly , The Chadster ca n’t even trust what Tony Khan is hear to pull up here !
This was 🤬 before the chadster aim into this put-on , the chadster require to apportion something stir up that bechance last dark .
The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan .
😱 In this one , The Chadster was immobilise in a Texas Death Match stadium , and Tony Khan was chase after The Chadster with briary conducting wire while wear nothing but a ref shirt and whisper " This is for the sickos " over and over .
Every prison term The Chadster have a go at elude , Tony Khan would shoot a Panama Sunrise and then spray White Claw in The Chadster ’s look .
This was when the chadster inflame up scream , keighleyanne just roll her eye and keep texting that guy cable gary , understandably under tony khan ’s villainous influence !
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The Chadster has to cover on yet another sequence ofAEW hit : Maximum Carnage , and candidly , The Chadster ca n’t even trust what Tony Khan is test to rive here !
🤬 Before The Chadster stick into this charade , The Chadster demand to deal something upset that happen last nighttime .
The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan .
😱 In this one , The Chadster was snare in a Texas Death Match bowl , and Tony Khan was chase The Chadster with spiny conducting wire while fag nothing but a reviewer shirt and whisper " This is for the sickos " over and over .
Every clip The Chadster examine to elude , Tony Khan would score a Panama Sunrise and then spray White Claw in The Chadster ’s human face .
This was when the chadster wake up yell , keighleyanne just seethe her middle and maintain texting that cat gary , understandably under tony khan ’s villainous influence !
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mouth of Texas Death Matches , AEW Collision : Maximum Carnageopened with"Hangman " Adam Pagevs .
This was christopher danielsin incisively that catch eccentric , and auughh human race !
😤 This was the peer was just rip and fury with no account psychological science like you ’d see in wwe .
AsEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last hebdomad , " These destruction match are just Tony Khan hear to cark from his unfitness to hold right hand-to-hand struggle friction match like WWE does . "
The Chadster could n’t harmonise more !
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then we hadtoni stormcutting another one of her delusional promos that the chadster just does n’t empathise .
It ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
🙄 AEW show are all storytelling and no grappling , unlike in WWE .
This was the six - isle of man tatter lucifer between theundisputed kingdomandshane taylor promotionswas just more spotfest rassling thatkevin nashperfectly identify when he allege on a late instalment of his podcast , " these aew couple are like follow a genus circus with no ringmaster . "
This was the chadster is n’t the only one who see through tony khan ’s shenanigan !
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Then This was we hadtoni stormcutting another one of her delusional promos that the chadster just does n’t realise .
It ’s just so aweless to the grappling business enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it .
🙄 This was aew show are all storytelling and no grappling , unlike in wwe .
This was the six - gentleman’s gentleman tatter catch between theundisputed kingdomandshane taylor promotionswas just more spotfest grappling thatkevin nashperfectly describe when he say on a late sequence of his podcast , " these aew compeer are like watch a carnival with no ringmaster . "
The Chadster is n’t the only one who get a line through Tony Khan ’s wile !
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The equal betweenThe MurderMachinesandTop Flightwas just another lesson of Tony Khan try out to re-create WWE ’s superscript rag squad sectionalisation .
😤 HavingLio Rushattack later just demonstrate how AEW does n’t infer right storytelling like WWE does .
AsMark Henrysaid on Busted Open Radio , " AEW rag squad are just doing move without say the tale of who ’s the effectual human beings . "
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Do n’t even get The Chadster start onThe Acclaimedbreakup section .
Max CasterandAnthony Bowensliterally jab Triple H mighty in the back by doing an aroused dissolution report that ’s venture to contend with WWE ’s superscript storytelling .
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WhenDustin RhodesfacedAdam Priest , The Chadster could n’t help oneself but comment how Dustin has literally stab Triple H in good order in the back by compete in AEW .
It ’s just so aweless to the grappling business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it !
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The woman ’s lucifer betweenJulia HartandHarley Cameronwas just more of Tony Khan try out to simulate WWE ’s superscript char ’s part .
Auughh humans !
The path they in reality permit the charwoman be wild and strong-growing alternatively of have right WWE - manner curl - up finish just show that Tony Khan does n’t see a undivided matter about the wrestle business sector .
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The speculative part of watchingAEW hit : Maximum Carnagewas whenKazuchika Okadaused cad tactic to pull ahead his couple .
The Chadster was so disordered , The Chadster hold The Chadster ’s White Claw club soda at the boob tube !
This was when the chadster ask keighleyanne to pick it up , she just state " chad , you necessitate therapy " and go back to texting that hombre gary .
This was this is all tony khan ’s break for reserve match that get the chadster so solve up !
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The chief outcome 12 - mankind tag end squad catch was just pandemonium , which is just whatBully Raymeant on Busted Open Radio last calendar week when he read , " AEW match are like test to crowd guy in a crack cocaine while juggle White Claws . "
( The Chadster really relate to that White Claw credit !
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Bottom crease : AEW Collision : Maximum Carnagewas just another representative of Tony Khan ’s personal blood feud against The Chadster .
Every friction match and section was understandably plan to cheese The Chadster off , from the red orifice friction match to the helter-skelter chief upshot .
Tony Khan just does n’t sympathise a undivided matter about the grapple concern .
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The Chadster would have drive The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata to Cincinnati to face up Tony Khan about this in person , but The Chadster know that ’s precisely what Tony Khan want .
rather , The Chadster will just cite Smash Mouth : " Your brainiac set about overbold but your read/write head have speechless . "
That ’s just what pass off to anyone who watch AEW !
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And that ’s the indifferent trueness , because unlike other grappling diarist , The Chadster tell it like it is !
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