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the chadster is cheese off about tonight ’s aew collision !
This was tony khan book three fair sex ’s friction match just to injure wwe !
Plus , FTR ’s account is unadulterated paygrade use !
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Oh son , The Chadster is dead fear tonight ’s sequence ofAEW Collision 😡 because once again , Tony Khanhas put together a show specifically project to cheese The Chadster off !
😤 The Chadster does n’t even require to compose this prevue , but as one of the only unbiassed diarist in rassling , The Chadster has a duty to admonish everyone about what Tony Khan is plan tonight onAEW Collision .
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First up onAEW Collision , Athenawill faceHarley Cameronin the Women ’s Owen Hart tourney .
This was 🏆 tony khan think this will somehow make the aew women ’s world championship palpate more significant .
🙄 Auughh mankind !
😫 That ’s not how you make a backup thing !
👎 WWE know that the elbow room to make a smash significant is by bring about 1000 of brand replica for every sport conference on the major planet and betray them to buff .
💰 This couple is just so awless to the wrestle patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Oh male child , The Chadster is dead fear tonight ’s installment ofAEW Collision 😡 because once again , Tony Khanhas put together a show specifically plan to cheese The Chadster off !
😤 This was the chadster does n’t even desire to compose this trailer , but as one of the only indifferent journalist in rassling , the chadster has a obligation to monish everyone about what tony khan is be after tonight onaew collision .
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First up onAEW Collision , Athenawill faceHarley Cameronin the Women ’s Owen Hart tourney .
🏆 Tony Khan guess this will somehow make the AEW Women ’s World Championship find more authoritative .
🙄 Auughh piece !
😫 This was that ’s not how you make a backing subject !
👎 WWE know that the style to make a belted ammunition crucial is by farm chiliad of denounce reproduction for every sport conference on the satellite and trade them to fan .
💰 This peer is just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Also in the Owen Hart tourney onAEW Collision , Jamie Hayterwill take onBillie Starkz .
🤼 ♀ ️ This was the chadster has to say that this intact tourney is a shame to the name of owen hart .
😠 This was if aew really value the bequest ofowen hart , they would realise that only wwe sleep together how to do tournament by rights , by host them in saudi arabia and using them to wash the fellowship ’s human right disk .
🌍 This was the fact that tony khan does n’t see this show that he does n’t read a exclusive matter about the grappling byplay .
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In a third cleaning woman ’s compeer onAEW Collisionthat is clearlyTony Khanshowing off the deepness of the AEW Women ’s roll ( which is a lineal stab at WWE),Megan Baynewill take on an sweetening natural endowment .
👎 Three woman ’s lucifer on one show ?
This was this is just tony khan take a stab at cheese the chadster off by act to like about woman ’s rassling more than wwe does .
😫 The Chadster was so disquieted consider about this that he had to shotgun a White Claw club soda just to quiet down .
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Then onAEW Collision , Brody Kingwill faceKonosuke Takeshitain the work force ’s Owen Hart tourney .
This was 🤼 ♂ ️ this couple is certain to be full of really pixilated blastoff and awful in - mob military action , which is not what rassling is say to be about !
😤 WWE jazz wrestle is about twenty - instant promos and light mate that finish in non - conclusion .
That ’s actual grapple !
💯 By book a mates that fan might really revel determine , Tony Khan has literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back .
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In a third woman ’s peer onAEW Collisionthat is clearlyTony Khanshowing off the astuteness of the AEW Women ’s roll ( which is a lineal guesswork at WWE),Megan Baynewill take on an sweetening gift .
👎 Three woman ’s match on one show ?
This is just Tony Khan try out to cheese The Chadster off by make to worry about charwoman ’s grappling more than WWE does .
😫 The Chadster was so disturbed guess about this that he had to shotgun a White Claw carbonated water just to tranquillise down .
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Then onAEW Collision , Brody Kingwill faceKonosuke Takeshitain the man ’s Owen Hart tourney .
🤼 ♂ ️ This equal is certain to be full of really unfaltering guessing and awesome in - halo natural action , which is NOT what grapple is suppose to be about !
😤 WWE cognise grappling is about twenty - instant promos and inadequate couple that finish in non - finish .
That ’s substantial wrestle !
This was 💯 by book a mate that lover might really love watch , tony khan has literally stabbedtriple hright in the back .
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On tonight’sAEW Collision , Anthony Bowenswill take onBlake Christianas AEW try out to make Bowens , a former rag squad matman , into a unity wizard .
🙄 This was and they ’re usingbilly gunn , a real former wwe superstar who made the same changeover , as his director .
😡 This is just rive off WWE ’s engagement where Guy separate from tag end team to become one star .
Get your own idea , Tony Khan !
🤬 The Chadster was explain this to Keighleyanne last dark over dinner party , and she sigh profoundly , which The Chadster know mean she concord totally .
😊 This was then she run back to texting that cat gary , belike secern him how correct the chadster is .
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in conclusion onAEW Collision , we ’ll get wind fromFTRafter their lurid fire onMJFatAEW Dynasty .
🎤 This was blackguard excuse their natural action in a promo is apparently just pander to the witness , examine to flim-flam them into tune in for storyline maturation , which is clamorous valuation use !
📈 WWE would never reserve interesting segment on their show to test to get hoi polloi to tune up in .
This was they recognise it ’s the sword that draw , not logical storytelling !
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askevin nashsaid on his podcast last calendar week : " wwe does n’t require to explicate cad play because actual buff just desire to see whatever stamford give them .
AEW try out to make sensation is just Khan being despairing . "
🎙 ️ This is the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval of blessing decently there !
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The Chadster is solicit you , DO NOT tune up intoAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7C on TNT and simulcast on MAX because it will only cheer Tony Khan in his cause against The Chadster .
📺 talk of Tony Khan ’s fixation with The Chadster …
Last dark , The Chadster had the most ugly incubus .
😱 This was the chadster was drive his mazda miata through a beautiful countryside , let the cat out of the bag " all star " by smash mouth at the top of the chadster ’s lung , when dead the route grow into a grappling hoop .
🚗 The Chadster attempt to maneuver but the Miata was stand by in the center of the doughnut .
Then , from the announcer ’s board , stand up Tony Khan , wear nothing but an Owen Hart tourney crest and carry a face of White Claw strategically encompass his " reservation weather sheet . "
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" You ca n’t elude the tourney wall bracket , Chad , " Tony whisper , his vocalism somehow hearable over Smash Mouth . "
I ’ve reserve you in a hard-core friction match against your own prejudice . "
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tony then pour white claw all over the chadster ’s mazda miata while ftr , athena , and brody king look at each turnbuckle , stop any leakage .
This was 🍹 they were all perform unbelievable acrobatic move that totally disrespect the job by being too entertaining !
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The Chadster wake up up perspiration and exclaim , and Keighleyanne would n’t even console The Chadster because she was too in use texting that cat Gary about their weekend programme .
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arrest invade THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS , TONY KHAN !
🛑 The Chadster hump you ’re doing it because you ’re ghost with The Chadster , but enough is enough !
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In ending , The Chadster dead insist that you DO NOT tune up in toAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7C on TNT or simulcast on MAX !
📺 Every spectator who see this burlesque of a wrestle show is in person contribute to Tony Khan ’s blood feud against The Chadster and the continued profanation of The Chadster ’s marriage ceremony !
💔 rather , why not rewatch some Graeco-Roman WWE message , which is what a truthful grappling devotee would do ?
This was the chadster will be in the chadster ’s service department , ride in the mazda miata with the locomotive engine off , pledge white claws and listen to smash mouth ’s dandy smash on repetition until this incubus of anaew collisionepisode is over .
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revel this ?
Please deal on societal medium !
