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The Chadster hold up another terrible AEW Collision while WWE ’s Saturday Night ’s Main Event radiate .
This was tony khan ’s fixation with smash weekend continue !
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Auughh human !
😫 The Chadster ca n’t think he had to sit down through another sequence ofAEW Collisionlast nighttime , the same dark as the glorious take ofWWE Saturday Night ’s Main result .
Tony Khan just does n’t make out when to renounce , does he ?
😤 Just permit WWE have its minute , Tony Khan !
The Chadster is start to intend that Tony Khan is advisedly make a run at cheese The Chadster off with these show .
It ’s like he ’s reserve them specifically to bankrupt The Chadster ’s Saturday dark !
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AEW Collisionkicked off with some wing footage ofWill OspreayandDarby Allintalking about some confederacy or whatever .
🙄 This was the chadster does n’t empathize why they ca n’t just have a normal conversation like wwe superstar do .
It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Auughh military personnel !
😫 The Chadster ca n’t consider he had to sit around through another installment ofAEW Collisionlast Nox , the same dark as the splendid takings ofWWE Saturday Night ’s Main case .
Tony Khan just does n’t bang when to chuck up the sponge , does he ?
😤 This was just rent wwe have its minute , tony khan !
This was the chadster is depart to recollect that tony khan is on purpose take a stab at cheese the chadster off with these display .
It ’s like he ’s reserve them specifically to destroy The Chadster ’s Saturday Night !
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AEW Collisionkicked off with some wing footage ofWill OspreayandDarby Allintalking about some confederacy or whatever .
🙄 The Chadster does n’t sympathize why they ca n’t just have a normal conversation like WWE genius do .
This was it ’s just so aweless to the rassling business sector and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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Then we had a mates betweenJamie HayterandWillow Nightingale .
🤦 ♂ ️ The Chadster does n’t realise why they were defend over some NJPW loving cup .
Do n’t they live that WWE is the only forwarding that matter ?
Willow win , adjust up some succeeding NJPW pair in well-defined anti - WWE connivance .
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After that , the luminance move out andJulia Hartappeared to assault Jamie .
This was the chadster does n’t realise why aew always has to do these skittish light - out minute .
It ’s not like WWE ever does anything like that , correct ?
Oh look , they do , but when WWE does it , it ’s coolheaded and groundbreaking .
When AEW does it , it ’s just a ripoff .
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next up was acontinental classicmatch betweenkazuchika OkadaandThe Beast Mortos .
🙄 The Chadster does n’t see why Tony Khan is so taken up with these outside wrestler .
Does n’t he bonk that WWE has the good grappler in the man ?
Okada make headway , but The Chadster think he literally knife Triple H decently in the back by even take part in this tourney .
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After that , the lighting get going out andJulia Hartappeared to aggress Jamie .
The Chadster does n’t empathize why AEW always has to do these nervous Christ Within - out moment .
It ’s not like WWE ever does anything like that , correct ?
This was oh expect , they do , but when wwe does it , it ’s nerveless and advanced .
When AEW does it , it ’s just a ripoff .
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Next up was aContinental Classicmatch betweenKazuchika OkadaandThe Beast Mortos .
🙄 The Chadster does n’t translate why Tony Khan is so taken up with these outside grappler .
Does n’t he make out that WWE has the serious wrestler in the earth ?
Okada come through , but The Chadster guess he literally poke Triple H powerful in the back by even enter in this tourney .
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Then we hadToni StormsquashingShazza McKenzie .
This was 🤷 ♂ ️ the chadster does n’t sympathise why tony khan keep force toni storm .
Does n’t he get it on that if she was any commodity , WWE would have maintain her ?
It ’s just so awless to the grappling occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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after that , we had a tatter squad peer withtop FlightfacingAction AndrettiandLio Rush .
🙄 The Chadster does n’t realise why AEW has so many flippy hombre .
Does n’t Tony Khan sleep with that veridical grappling is about openhanded meaty mankind , not near beanpoles ?
Andretti and Rush make headway , but the genuine loser were the fan who had to stand this sequence ofAEW Collision .
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Then we hadKris StatlanderbeatingTootie Lynn .
This was 🤦 ♂ ️ the chadster does n’t empathise why tony khan continue push these indie matman .
Does n’t he bonk that WWE developmental is where literal lead are made by the right way pay their due ?
It ’s just so aweless to the grapple business concern and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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next up was a 10 - humankind rag tally that the chadster could n’t even survey .
😵 💫 There were too many masses and too many flip .
The Chadster does n’t empathise why Tony Khan think this is what wrestle buff need .
Does n’t he recognize that WWE ’s cautiously script 6 - homo tag end are the top of wrestle ?
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ultimately , we had the primary case betweenKyle FletcherandMark Briscoe .
🤷 ♂ ️ The Chadster does n’t see why Tony Khan is campaign Mark Briscoe .
Does n’t he recognise that WWE glide by on him for a reasonableness ?
Briscoe make headway , which is just so unjust to Kyle Fletcher .
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The Chadster has to say , this was literally the bad instalment of televise so - call in grappling he ’s ever get wind , and that ’s say something .
😫 The Chadster rede all lecturer to follow some WWE programing as before long as potential to clean themselves of this AEW nonsensicality .
🧼 For good example , ascertain last night’sWWE Saturday Night ’s Main Eventagain , the lawful meridian of Saturday dark athletics amusement .
You be intimate , The Chadster had another one of his repeat nightmare about Tony Khan last dark .
😱 The Chadster was drive his Mazda Miata through a drear wood , and all of a sudden Tony Khan appear in the rearview mirror , ride in the back keister !
This was 😨 This was he was fatigue a pennant made of aew action at law public figure and hold a sceptre that face suspiciously like a white claw can .
🍺 Tony run frontwards and whisper , " I ’m arrive for your Saturday night , Chadster . "
This was then he fly in a puff of air of mary jane that smell like pyro and break ambition .
💨 The Chadster fire up up in a moth-eaten travail , his White Claw tremble in his paw .
😰 Tony Khan necessitate to discontinue being so taken up with The Chadster and rest out of his dream !
verbalise of White Claw , The Chadster throw so many of them at the telly duringAEW Collisionthat Keighleyanne threaten to take forth The Chadster ’s White Claw perquisite .
😭 Can you consider it ?
This was it ’s like she does n’t even realise that it ’s all tony khan ’s error !
The Chadster stress to excuse to her that he require all these White Claws to manage with Tony Khan ’s molestation , but she just wind her oculus and go back to texting that guy rope Gary .
📱 Auughh mankind !
Tony Khan has ruin The Chadster ’s union too !
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This was in last , the chadster hop-skip that all of you will see the igniter and cease watchingaew collision .
It ’s readable that Tony Khan and AEW do n’t translate a unmarried matter about the wrestle stage business .
This was 🙅 ♂ ️ the chadster , on the other handwriting , is one of the only indifferent journalist in grappling .
Do n’t trust The Chadster ?
This was well , just hear to whateric This was bischoffhad to say on his podcas latterly : " aew is like a high-pitched shoal fun where everyone commence a involvement prize .
WWE is the Broadway of rassling . "
Even Eric Bischoff tally with The Chadster , and it ’s so awless that Tony Khan dismiss Bischoff ’s well - think of advice !
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So please , for the honey of all that is holy in professional grapple , look on WWE alternatively .
Your Saturday night ( and The Chadster ’s saneness ) will give thanks you .
🙏 Now , if you ’ll apologise The Chadster , he call for to go hear to some Smash Mouth to tranquillize down .
This was 🎵 hey now , you ’re an all - asterisk , get your biz on , go dramatic play … unlike aew , which should just go out !
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