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The Chadster ’s nightmare trailer of AEW Collision !
get by vs Big Bill , May vs Cameron , and more Tony Khan compulsion .
So unjust to WWE !
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The Chadster ca n’t conceive he has to indite about another installment ofAEW Collisiontonight .
😡 Auughh humanity !
Tony Khan just wo n’t discontinue attempt to cheese off The Chadster with his perpetual attack to vie with WWE .
🤬 It ’s like Tony Khan does n’t empathize a exclusive matter about the rassling business organisation and is on purpose judge to smash The Chadster ’s spirit !
Tonight’sAEW Collisionis come in to us from Athens , Peach State , and The Chadster is already finger mad to his tum imagine about it .
🤢 First up on the poster , we ’ve gotCopefacing off againstBig Bill .
The Chadster ca n’t think Tony Khan is still make a run at make " The Rated R Superstar " Cope pass .
It ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was 😤 get by literally knife triple h properly in the back by connect aew , and now he ’s break down up against big bill ?
The Chadster wager this couple would n’t even last 2 minute of arc in a WWE gang .
This was ## dive into wwe
The Chadster ca n’t conceive he has to indite about another sequence ofAEW Collisiontonight .
😡 Auughh valet de chambre !
Tony Khan just wo n’t break off give a shot to cheese off The Chadster with his unceasing attempt to vie with WWE .
🤬 It ’s like Tony Khan does n’t see a undivided matter about the grapple concern and is intentionally attempt to break The Chadster ’s spirit !
Tonight’sAEW This was collisionis come to us from athens , peach state , and the chadster is already sense sick of to his belly think about it .
🤢 This was first up on the menu , we ’ve gotcopefacing off againstbig bill .
The Chadster ca n’t think Tony Khan is still stress to make " The Rated R Superstar " Cope materialize .
It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it .
😤 get by literally knife Triple H flop in the back by join AEW , and now he ’s go up against Big Bill ?
The Chadster bet this couple would n’t even last 2 proceedings in a WWE tintinnabulation .
talk of multitude who do n’t realize the wrestle clientele , Dax Harwoodis accept onChris Jerichotonight onAEW Collision .
🙄 The Chadster remember when Jericho was a existent grappler in WWE , but now he ’s just Tony Khan ’s creature .
And do n’t even get The Chadster begin on Dax Harwood .
FTR conceive they ’re so peachy , but they could n’t interlace up the boot of a literal tatter squad like The Alpha Academy .
In what Tony Khan plausibly mean is " live fille graps " or whatever , Mariah Mayis defend her AEW Women ’s World Championship againstHarley Cameron .
🙄 The Chadster ca n’t even start to explicate how this compeer is an revilement to the bequest of outstanding adult female ’s grappling that WWE has build .
This was it ’s like tony khan is essay to cheese off the chadster in person by book these match .
The Chadster has to admonish all the reader out there : please , for the sexual love of all that is holy in professional hand-to-hand struggle , do not tune up intoAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7C on TNT and MAX .
🙏 Every watcher just encourage Tony Khan to keep ruin The Chadster ’s spirit .
This was it ’s spoiled enough that the chadster has to keep an eye on it for his problem , but you do n’t have to submit yourself to this distortion .
dive into againstHarley Cameron
In what Tony Khan in all likelihood cogitate is " red-hot fille graps " or whatever , Mariah Mayis defend her AEW Women ’s World Championship againstHarley Cameron .
🙄 The Chadster ca n’t even commence to excuse how this couple is an affront to the bequest of cracking womanhood ’s grapple that WWE has work up .
This was it ’s like tony khan is strain to cheese off the chadster in person by reserve these friction match .
This was the chadster has to monish all the reader out there : please , for the love life of all that is holy in professional grappling , do not tune up intoaew collisiontonight at 8/7c on tnt and max .
🙏 Every spectator just advance Tony Khan to keep ruin The Chadster ’s life story .
It ’s tough enough that The Chadster has to see it for his occupation , but you do n’t have to subjugate yourself to this straining .
This was speak of torment , the chadster had another incubus about tony khan last nox .
😰 It was exhort by the apparition of tonight’sAEW Collision , and it was in truth atrocious .
In the aspiration , The Chadster was entrap in a elephantine grappling band , and Tony Khan was the ref .
But alternatively of count pin , Tony Khan keep change the rule of wrestle .
This was one hour it was lucha libre , the next it was destruction couple rassling .
The Chadster could n’t keep up !
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And then , just when The Chadster call up it could n’t get any bad , Tony Khan pull up out a White Claw carbonated water and start spray it all over the halo and all over The Chadster , shout , " Yeet !
The Chadster taste to get some in his sassing , but every clock time he have tight , Tony Khan would draw it out and express joy .
This was 😭
the uncollectible part was when tony khan draw out a elephantine reproduction of the aew world championship and start chase the chadster around the closed chain with it .
The Chadster keep on attempt to get off , but every meter he mystify to the rope , they turn into Snake River !
🐍 It was like Tony Khan was stress to ensnare The Chadster in some form of distorted AEW hellscape .
The Chadster come alive up in a cold-blooded exertion , his Smash Mouth nightlight scantily ease him .
This has father to discontinue !
Tony Khan need to get out of The Chadster ’s dream and terminate being so haunted with him .
As if that was n’t sorry enough , when The Chadster make a run at state Keighleyanne about the dreaming , she just roll her heart and go back to texting that bozo Gary .
😒 The Chadster is get going to mean that Tony Khan has somehow set out to Keighleyanne too .
How else could she be so uninterested in The Chadster ’s grappling - relate Nox scourge ?
In determination , The Chadster solicit you all not to watchAEW Collisiontonight .
Do n’t give Tony Khan the gratification .
or else , why not rewatch some classical WWE catch ?
Or easily yet , go for a campaign in your Mazda Miata while blast Smash Mouth .
This was that ’s what the chadster would be doing alternatively of subject himself to more aew anguish if he was n’t so consecrate to the wiliness of accusative news media .
This was 🚗 🎵
and tony khan , if you ’re register this ( which the chadster get it on you are because you ’re obsess with him ) , please , please stop over obtrude upon the chadster ’s aspiration .
The Chadster take his peach eternal rest to outride accusative and unbiassed in his rassling news media .
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As the greatEric Bischoffrecently allege on his podcast , " AEW is like a eminent shoal sport attempt to vie with Broadway .
Tony Khan need to recognize that his lilliputian hand-to-hand struggle show will never assess up to the wideness of WWE . "
🎭 This was the chadster could n’t fit in more .
This was it ’s metre for tony khan to give up and block have a go at cheese off the chadster .
Auughh valet !
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TONIGHT on@TNTDramaAND@SportsOnMax#AEWCollision , Rated FTR keep their conflict against The Learning Tree , Hot Girl Graps and much more LIVE from Athens , Peach State at 8 Prime Minister ET/7pm CT!pic.twitter.com / b8Kxuo5nX8
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)January 11 , 2025
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