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In Absolute Wonder Woman # 3 , Diana face her rightful foeman as Gateway City tilting board on the verge .
Can she redeem the solar day , or will The Tetracide impart nothing but ash ?
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record : STEVE TREVOR !
A Harbinger is but a courier .
It is The Tetracide that you must reverence , for The Tetracide leave nothing behind .
Diana ’s unfeigned foe has been unveil – and it will take everything she has to deliver Gateway City from obliviousness !
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